The most up to date, logical and accepted definition of the Awful Waffle is simple and, depending on your level of FET involvement, can even be fun…. The Awful Waffle is when a person, male or female, has their chest shat upon and then the steam laden pile of stool is smashed with either a badminton or tennis racket.
One thing lead to another, rounded second base, then third, and before I knew it she was standing over me, gifting me with a nice Awful Waffle… talk about a bonding experience! Loved it!
by RayRoomp June 23, 2025
Get the Awful Waffle mug.A high-concept, low-budget performance art piece wherein two weirdly-in-sync people hide behind a drop-down projector screen in a bar—usually in front of a bench or wall, ideally a soft padded one, creating an intimate speakeasy/tatami-like setting. Sometimes participants stick their feet out from under the projection screen, silently suggesting to onlookers that they’re making out. Bonus points if you leave your wallet unattended and the staff has to rescue it like it's a lost child at a carnival.
"We were just gonna enjoy some N/A Coronas, but next thing you know we’re all sock and awe like it’s a Fringe show."
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"Dude, that wasn’t PDA, that was straight-up sock and awe."
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