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Air Traffic Controller

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similar to a wingman, an air traffic controller will help a fellow lad get a girl, `the big difference between a wingman and an air traffic controller, the air traffic controller will not engage with the girl, also the air traffic controller will help the lad with any problems that may arise in the lads pulling process.
"Here comes Lucy's ex." "oh, he will be a total cockblock to greg, he has been trying to get Lucy all night." "Don't worry, I will be his Air traffic controller and distract him."
by RG69 January 10, 2013
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Air Cadet Staff

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A person who is Staff of the Air Training Corps. They Don't have a wife or a girlfriend and have sexual thoughts towards planes.
Why is that air cadet staff member touching the plane like that
by EveryDayMoaner December 8, 2017
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1)The act of making a guitar-playing motion with your hands, usually done while listening to music, while under the influence of alchohol, or both.

2)What people do when they can't play guitar, and want to look cool, but they just end up looking riduculous.

(Also known as air guitaring)
1)Jason got so drunk at the party last night, that he started air guitaring to air guitar along to the music, and then barfed on the stereo.

2)Look at that loser over there, playing air guitar.
by THe terrible truth April 9, 2004
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Air Force

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The most powerful and respectable service in the DoD. Often under-appreciated. Someone starts a war and the Air Force are in there before anyone else even knows what's going on. Most powerful because they can drop nukes. You won't see any Marine taking out an entire city in a few seconds. Higher fitness standards than the Navy and Army (have you seen their Basic Training recently?!) and equal to Marines. The Air Force spends more on it's airmen and women each year than any other service, boosting morale and making it more respectable. Each airman and woman is trained to the highest standard, so that they are able to operate and maintain the world's most expensive aircraft and some of the USA's most expensive equipment. The Air Force takes a casual approach to things, and still manages to get the job done better than any sailor, soldier, or Marine. Any pilot in the USAF could fly from the US to Iraq in the morning and make it back before you'd even know they were gone. Contrary to popular opinion among the rest of the services, the Air Force is not a bunch of lazy faggots who sit behind desks pushing pencils. Anytime you're in deep shit, call in the Air Force and have them drop a thousand pounder before you even have time to load your pussy assault rifle. Anyone who thinks the Air Force isn't tough is obviously an asshole because they don't know how hard each airman and woman works. They're fucking awesome. Plus they got the hottest chicks in the services ;)
CALL IN CLOSE AIR SUPPORT AND TAKE THOSE FUCKERS DOWN!

*loud screeching sound, followed by a huge explosion and a glimpse of an F-16*

Face it, the air force is frickin' awesome.
by USAF_falcon January 9, 2011
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air props

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npl. the act of giving props (see) to one's friend as a farewell bid, when the two parties involved have distanced themselves too far apart from one another to make a legitimate fist-tap. Usually only performed as a make-up act in the wake of one of the parties forgetting to give the other props prior to beginning departure.
Jim: Aight guys, I'm out, peace. (begins to walk away without giving props to anyone)

Crew: Eh yo homie not even gon give us props!? Wutevs man, (raising their fists in the air along with Jim) air props STILL!
by bigballa September 2, 2007
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air-arm suspension

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the motion made with your arm to prevent spillage while holding a beverage in a moving vehicle.
i would've been wearing this mornings coffee if it wasn't for my air-arm suspension.
by fah_q_buddie May 14, 2009
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air conditional

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The term used to describe the uncertain nature of an automobile's air conditioning system.
Guy 1: "Turn on the air conditioning, it's smolderingly hot in here."

Guy 2: "I'm trying to get it to work. If I turn off the radio, roll my windows down, and accelerate past 40 miles per hour, my air conditioning should start functioning again."

Guy 1: "Your car is so air conditional. Also, I fucked your sister."
by Lamb Lamb August 5, 2009
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