Afterdick

The taste or phantom presence of your penis in a girls mouth after a girl has blown you off

John didnt kiss jackie back because of her afterdick

by Squeakerz February 18, 2010

sh'after

a Colloquial term used in the Waterford region of Ireland, which means that "I will see you after" or "catch up with you later"

Slob1:- Well Bai Sh'After
Slob2:- Alrite Bud Sl'Ater

by BennyBoy69 September 8, 2006

to live happily ever after

to live in one's little alternate utopic reality, while tripping on drugs.

stop trying to live happily ever after; you won't get very far with the Unforgiveables.

by Sexydimma April 7, 2015

after-school special

Smoking buds after school, getting really torn after school

Man that blunt we chiefed during that after-school special just made my day all better.

by the true man February 4, 2007

Birthday After Party

The after party of a birthday including the birthday participant and the birthday participants friends. Usually an invitation to this kind of party means that you are a close friend/lover of the opposite sex and are most likely in for a long night. Many a time have boys received invitations to after birthday parties and have come out different men, due to the wild/craziness of the sex.

Papa Johns: Yo steve, how was the birthday party?
Steve: The party was insane, I was invited to the birthday after party and now I am a changed man.

by Ventus123 October 20, 2010

after sperm

When a guy doesn't wash off his dick after jizzing and then has a girl suck his dick w/the dry gooey sperm still on it.

Oh my god so I gave him head and he had major after sperm !!!! Its like hello wank daddy, its called soap! ( see wank daddy if that stupid)

by Ashley , scotts luvva luvva May 13, 2005

Afterbirther

Anyone obsessed (pro or con) with whatever document may be Barack Obama's most recently released Birth Certificate, or Certificate of Live Birth. Afterbirther's like to duke it out on political and popular conspiracy theory comment threads.

Kevin: "I just saw the latest forensic analysis of Obama's birth certificate on Drudge. What a forgery!

Dylan: "Good God man, you believe that crap? I was there when Obama was born!"

Pam: "You guys... such Afterbirthers!

by bkn May 22, 2011