wack crack

the feeling of a chaffed ass crack after you've been waiting tables or walking around all day. Commonly prevented by the safety wipe, which means wiping all the residual sweat moisture from your ass crack, before it turns into full blown wack crack.

"dude, i worked a double today at applebees and i have major wack crack.."

by abel salazar January 8, 2008

Wachyoumakallit

A combination of the phrase the "What do you call it?"

Hey dude, could you hand me the wachyoumakallit?

by ctjer March 29, 2009

Wackerpods

Enormous but very firm and shapely tits

'Ere Jethro, check out the wackerpods on that Swilly maid!

by Vibracobra23 January 5, 2011

Morning Wack

The morning wack is a routine masturbation session that takes place every day, either before or during the morning shit or while taking a shower before work.

The morning wack may or may not be a direct result of having a morning wood, but certainly encourages the routine aspects of this session. Of course the morning wack is just one of many sessions that will take place throughout the day

Sun shines through the window in the morning, slowly waking up John

John: Ahhh, what a beautiful day. Oh shit! What time is it?

Looks over at the alarm clock

John: Fuck! It's already 7:30 and work starts at 8. I'm not going to have time for my morning wack! Oh wait a minute...today is Saturday. Ahhh, great. Now I'll have plenty of time to look at Girls Do Porn dot com.

by The Wackster April 4, 2013

taily wacker

an small uncircumcised penis resembling that of a turkeys

I heard that fucker has a taily wacker

by wqerlkhjb November 9, 2017

paddy wacker

Penis, dick.

I used my paddy wacker to paddy wack her

by Annihilator August 19, 2018

fudge wacker

Someone who really pisses me off!!!

Or something that really pisses me off.

1 example: (I’m cleaning and cut my finger), “Awe FUDGE WACKER!!!!!!!
2nd example: My stupid boss is a Fudge Wacker!!!😜

by Just say it!! September 26, 2018