Toaster pussy

When you have sex with a woman with multiple diseases and come out burnt.

Man jennier is a massive toaster pussy by balls won't stop itching.

by Jaygirl93 December 9, 2018

toast the bagels

Coded language about killing Jews

A man sits next to another man on a park bench - they look around carefully, “Make the call; it’s time to toast the bagels,” the one man says to the other.

by Cyclone B March 9, 2019

toaster buns

A commanding derriere, that looks as if a toaster is smuggled under each plump & muscular cheek.

Damn Chelsea got them toaster buns, when she saunters down the street all the boys be like daaaaamn!

by BabyBoiHands May 16, 2020

toaster stroodle

misspelling of toaster strudel, also used as a religious sacrifice in the religion Stroodlism

Example 1: Polly: What are you eating? Ernie: I'm eating a toaster stroodle.

Example 2: Penny: What are you sacrificing to Mother for today's Stroodle Mass? Archibald: a toaster stroodle

by mother loves stroodles September 12, 2020

Toast Tuesday

Toast Tuesday. A tradition where one is super nice and positive, specifically on tuesday’s.

Person 1: Wow _______, I love your hair.

Person 2: Thanks! Why are you being so nice today?

Person 1: Because it’s Toast Tuesday!

by Toast Tuesday Manager November 3, 2020

toaster bath

A common way to commit suicide; Simply put a toaster in your bathtub

Kid: go kommit toaster bath
Me: ok *cries*
Unrelated gif;;

by GrandSider November 5, 2020

Toasterware

Things that run on outdated or terrible computers.

"Hey man, can you run Subnautica on your PC?" "Naw man, I can't, it only runs toasterware."

by Kleen Duster April 27, 2021