Honkey Tonk Encore

A word to imagine a pisstaking honkey tonk encore playing in the background where you are not just cutting it fine to make an event, you are in real danger of not making it. Usually imagined where JUST when you really don't need it, an extra obstruction on the road blocks your path to wherever you need to get to.

(Two football fans driving to Yeovil Town away from up North)

' Kick off is at 3pm. It said delays between Junctions 21 ans 22 not fucking 22 and fucking Exeter! This traffic is not just taking the MICHAEL, its the honkey tonk encore!'

by mids99 November 9, 2009

twonky

A smartphone or other "smart" device, such as a smart speaker.

"I'm tweeting on my twonky, texting to the wonky, paranoid of the exes that track and stalk me."

by George_Nada July 20, 2018

Tjone

Å tjone - Å slå, banke eller ta noe eller noen.

Hold kjeft før jeg tjoner deg.

by even_151 May 26, 2016

thonk bot

thonk bot is the best discord bot in the world it can thonk like a real person it can eval like a real person

k1nzy: tk!eval message.guild.members.size
thonk bot: 12
k1nzy: see it can do everything!

by k1nzy November 10, 2017

tonk

To strike with ones penis.

Joe tonked the handrail so hard it rang like a bell.

by Richard Platzman February 7, 2004

Tonkey

a fat pastey white boy who wears shirts to tight and has an afro-puff OR goes by the name of will Jackson..cause he is a stupid faggot...

Me: Hey look its tonkey!
Nique: Lets throw sticks at him!
Kyle: no fuck that damnit lets throw rocks!
Nique and me: Ok!

by The Idiot Savant April 27, 2004

tonk

big, large, fat ect.

dat feilds well tonk,
errr u seen dat boy hes butters hes well tonk

by cat November 18, 2004