Problem Caller

Someone who calls the same establishment over and over with no respect or boundaries of the actual establishment. This mainly applies if you work at a call based job and the same person always calls and makes your life more difficult.
Friend: "Wow, Thomas has called 5 times today about random shit we can't help him with"
Me: "Sounds like Thomas is a problem Caller"
by irbanurban22 March 01, 2024
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fractal problem

frac·tal prob·lem

/ˈfraktəl ˈpräbləm/

a problem that―when you try to solve it―you just keep encountering more and more problems
I was fixing my rusted brake line and it turned out to be a fractal problem with having to then fix leaks and still having fixing to do
by TheTallestPsychonaut October 28, 2021
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Not my problem

You know what, I'm going to take a different route with this one. I was going to say something else (Which you likely saw) but I'm going to pivot and say this instead: If Forrest Gump is "real" in the same way that the bible is "real" then there is is no REAL moral significance to the moral presuppositions. Additionally, if the book needs to be interpret by someone who doesn't believe in the underlying axioms for people draw accurate conclusions... Then the book itself is not an accurate lens through with to view the world. His entire case for the bible is literally just "What? The glasses your wearing have ink all over them? Don't worry. I'll just tell what's happening." And then he reaches into you wallet and takes your money and then he guides you straight into a wall and walks away.
Hym "Not my problem he says. You just want the moral authority of God for yourself and if you amswer the question honestly you lose it immediately. So you obfuscate the nature of 'truth' and 'real' to appease your own conscience."
by Hym Iam May 28, 2024
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Fake Tan Problem

When someone applies over 100 layers of fake tan and think they look good. When really it’s streaky and black. Then they start to go green
by Toiletroll2020 December 12, 2019
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Kardashian problem

A problem that you created so you could fix it so you didn't look as stupid as you really are.
by Thunder memes June 12, 2019
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jerk chicken problem

Turk Rigid Goblin, or otherwise known as Jerk Chicken Problem, is used to describe those with the sleeping patterns of a delinquent, usually spending days on end in a bedroom.
"Who are we waiting for? It's been time"
"Jerk Chicken Problem"
by Rigpinge January 22, 2018
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