Chicken Pecker

People that are not bright, aka helmets.

Ted is a chicken peckers.

by Chicken Pecker420 January 17, 2021

crooked pecker

Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.

Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"

by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016

Pecker Decker

Comes from a boy named trace with a giant wiener

That man probably had a Pecker Decker

by Laney boy January 14, 2019

Peckerized

The mental state of a man while pacing around the house or elsewhere, with a fully erect penis. Typically leads to very bad judgment and poor decisions.

"Dude why were you caught in your front yard masturbating"
"I wasn't thinking straight, I was all peckerized"

by CatFocks August 4, 2022

Pecker

One who types slow on the keyboard .

Wow your a pecker , that report should have been typed hours ago.

by Redneckmess November 8, 2017

Snow Pecker

The nigger equivalent for Norwegian people.

Look at that Snow Pecker

by J/M/C May 31, 2022

Pecker head

Any person in the world named Kendra.

Hey look at kendra over there, she’s being a pecker head

by Digenbalz February 25, 2025