lettuce pile

Person 1: Hey bro you should clean up that lettuce pile
Person 2: What?
by GeeLuver September 13, 2022
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Moving Bags of Lettuce

A phrase used to describe something that:
A) should be incredibly simple, but is instead quite complicated
B) should be easy, but instead requires immense effort
C) seems like it should take only a short while to accomplish, but instead takes exponentially longer than expected

The phrase appears to have originated from a conversation between an engineer and his sister early in 2024. The story goes that in describing his day, he was explaining a conveyor belt that he was designing. Intending to use “like” as a filler word, he said, “It’s just, like, moving bags of lettuce! It shouldn’t be so hard!” His sister, thinking he was using some new expression she had never heard, asked him to explain what he meant by, “like moving bags of lettuce.” Thus the expression was born.
My work was terribly difficult today. I felt like I was moving bags of lettuce.

Changing that tire was like moving bags of lettuce. It took three hours longer than I thought it would have.
by The Guy from Up North September 23, 2024
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Cracker Lettuce

A slur used to describe pro-fascist white lesbians, particularly on social media where they're protected by censorship.
"Ignore her, dude. She's a Cracker Lettuce, she hates you no matter what you do."
by WrongTime May 13, 2024
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Lettuce bowl

A ball cap that sits backwards on top of the sickest flow at a 30 degree angle
Man check that lettuce bowl
“Bro, that flow turns heads”
by Bennybimmer November 22, 2021
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Lettuce Licking

When someone is passionate about a certain situation, whether it’s politics or environmental situations
by Sassycheetah September 01, 2018
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Gay lettuce sex

Gay lettuce proceeding to resign to his position in life.
Person A: Wow, you fell for that trap?
Person B: yeah...
Person A: You Gay Lettuce Sex
by BlatherskiteStudios November 14, 2019
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lettuce

when you get caught watching porn by your grandmothers pet monkey
"man i just lettuce"
by Snuugle July 03, 2022
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