Chub your blub

To rub ones fat chin vigorously for their self pleasure

Or used as an insult to get a fat lard to shut up

Jake 'chubbed his blub in front of the whole school to cope with his exams'

Chub your blub

by Jami e June 26, 2016

Chubbed

Meaning unsuccessful in a ballot for tickets, especially at football games.
Named after 'Arthur Chubb' former head of the ticket office at Manchester United Football Club.

"How did you get on with your ticket application for Liverpool away?"
"Chubbed mate"

by anonymous January 18, 2023

Chub Ass

A very obese individual ( weighs over 350 lbs)

Jason is a chub ass

by monotja25 July 6, 2025

Chub Rub

Chub Rub is the body lubricant that is necessary for engorged and furry runners and hikers have to coat their bodies in during the summer. Chub Rub keeps chaffing and blisters to a minimum.

Hey, I'm going for a run; can I borrow your chub rub so that I stay moist and don't chafe.

by kinkybabysteps July 17, 2022

Chub chum

Chub chum is a watery mix of raw chopped semi erect penii.

After another brutal day on the rig, Daisy launched a bucket of chub chum at the circling crowd

by Scrampledeggs April 26, 2023

Chub

Term of endearment used to replace the words "sir" "ma'am" "bro" "sis" "dude" "mom" "dad" "nigga" etc.

Hey Chub
Wow Chub
What's up Chub
Chub, let's go

Goodnight Chub

by Wubfublub October 10, 2016

hug and chub

A hug that goes longer than expected.

I gave the lady in billing a hug and chub when I found out her dog passed away.

by Jiggs2 September 28, 2017