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tiny children

yo dude i was masteurbating and tiny children came out
by AngelofDeath1528 May 16, 2018
mugGet the tiny childrenmug.

children's movie

Aye wanna go see a children's movie
by The only pug July 17, 2021
mugGet the children's moviemug.

Harmed your children

I haven't done it yet and if you don't want it to happen you need to pay me for that AI. All your posturing isn't fooling anyone who knows who I am. They know you left the children to die so you could steal from me and one of them already told the truth.
Hym "I haven't harmed your children yet and according to the ads both of the candidates that ran here were 'too soft on pedophiles.' And the woman who was too soft on pedophiles won. And from your hesitancy to release the Epstein files, 'too soft on pedophiles' seems to be a recurring theme. You need to pay me for that AI. Nothing you say is going to intimate me enough to let you steal my freedom. I don't care who they send, I'm not stop being a threat to your kids until I have secured a future that isn't working to generate tax revenue to feed kids I did not sire. If you want to protect your kids. You will make them pay me."
by Hym Iam May 8, 2025
mugGet the Harmed your childrenmug.

Driveby Knuckle Children

Louis, a mild-mannered demure guy, had just started dating horny, hung Dave. Louis wanted to "take things slow" and not fornicate right away. This gave Dave frustrated blue balls. One day after work they were heading upstairs and Dave grabbed Louis and went to the bathroom, where he pulled Louis' hand around and together they jerked Dave off leaving Driveby Knuckle Children all over the bathroom.
by Uncle Joosie March 20, 2024
mugGet the Driveby Knuckle Childrenmug.

children of the damn

When someone else baby birds semen into another person's mouth.
"children of the damn" is so gross! She spit it in his mouth!
by FoxOfTheShadows July 12, 2023
mugGet the children of the damnmug.

Children of the gods

A movement of people who believe that aliens visited Earth thousands of years ago. And That worship them and look for there return.
They live a very intellectual and highly cultured life style in an attempt to copy the "gods".

And also work for a world government, and seek to spread there message throughout the worlds population.
by Judge dredd7 October 6, 2011
mugGet the Children of the godsmug.

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