tender vittles

a term applied to feline excrement that dogs, and other domestic animals, like to snack upon..and then lick their owners faces. yum!

oh jesus, the dog just helped himself to the tender vittle buffet (aka the litter box)

by chemicalpixie February 13, 2004

tender trap

A course of action that demonstrates that the man is both soft and understanding while being rough, aggressive and hard.

Jamal hit Nina with that tender trap to get her to fall in love with him.

by redcloudking October 21, 2016

tender chicken

when one has taken it up the butt so much their ass hole has become more tender then chicken boiled for over an hour

my buttbuddy, thanks to me, has some tender chicken

by g unit December 28, 2004

tender

getting mildly upset or mad while your friends are jokingly making fun of you

man, he got sooo tender when we were poking fun at him!

by hay hay_777 May 21, 2009

tender love

Two gay guys with Hemorrhoids

By the way those guys are walking there, you can tell they have Tender Love!!!

by !9yroldmother&wife May 9, 2017

tenaj

a female pretending to be male

thats no mangina, hes a tenaj

by Anonymous March 25, 2003

It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken

What a woman typically says to her husband when her lips begin to hang.

Man- Honey, your lips are loose.

Wife- It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken

by goatgoatgoat666 May 8, 2013