tender vittles

a term applied to feline excrement that dogs, and other domestic animals, like to snack upon..and then lick their owners faces. yum!
oh jesus, the dog just helped himself to the tender vittle buffet (aka the litter box)
by chemicalpixie February 14, 2004
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chit

an annoying, brainless, or otherwise killable female..usually young
those sorority girls are such chits
by chemicalpixie February 14, 2004
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