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tactical shagging

To engage in the activity of sex, not to enjoy it but to use said activity as a weapon to piss off your ex or to gain from it or to use tactics to gain sex from someone who would not normally have sex with you because it's morally wrong.
by Becks;) December 13, 2014
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Testicall

The act of accidentally calling someone on your cell phone when it is stashed in your front pocket, specifically when placed in close proximity to the testes. Applicable only to males.
Damn yo; I just testicalled my ex-girlfriend by accident.
by BombDotComm August 30, 2014
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tactical casual

A form of dress code common in shooting ranges and people in the defense industry. Similar to business casual, but wearing a mixture of casual clothing mixed with more rugged, outdoor, or "tactical" clothing and footwear. Typically worn by firearms enthusiasts, military / vets, etc.
- Wearing colors like Coyote Brown, Olive Drab, Khaki, and other "tactical" colors.

- Guy on the range wearing 5.11 pants and boots, with a T-Shirt.

- Softshell jackets with shoulder velcro patches.

- A hat with a US Flag patch automatically qualifies as tactical casual.
by Okix25 March 28, 2015
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Tastis

When a consumptional food tastes like ass or penis.
My moms food is tastis.
by Pubo December 7, 2016
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testicle shitting penguin rapist

Adj: A testicle shitting penguin rapist is a conjunction of testicle shitting and penguin rapist
it refers to a gay man who sucks balls and does ass who rapes penguins
Noun: An insult used by creative people who need to get their messege across
it is based on the insult in south park which goes : testicle shitting (insert last part here)
man1: Barry is such a testicle shitting penguin rapist!
man2: i know right, at least ask the penguins befor you suck their dicks!
man1: Whoa it was just an insult
by Braybray54321 March 9, 2017
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tactical tommy

A overdressed dickhead that shows up to the range in full body armor carrying 30 loaded magazines wearing the latest Gucci camo.
Usually has their weapon so decked out in accessories that the weapon weighs more than 20 lbs.
The Tactical Tommy usually tells all of the latest Tactical class he has attended and 99% of the time doesn't know how to properly disassemble his weapon yet alone make accurate hits at less than 100 yards because they are too busy trying the latest Ninja moves.
Doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground when it comes to basic fundamentals of shooting but hey, he looks good.
Saw a Tactical Tommy shoot himself in the foot today trying the latest high speed pistol draw.
by Kalashnikov Mania March 13, 2018
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Testicle Illusion

When one believe testicles are protruding or exposed when they are not.
Dude, I thought my left nut was hanging out of a hole in my undies, when I reached down, all was is place, I guess it was just a testicle illusion.
by M.E.A.T October 2, 2020
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