Tonacci

Extreme.

Skydiving while killing a fifth and shooting fireworks is so tonacci.

by ballersauce69 September 28, 2011

two tone malone

A dick that is two different shades of color

Did you know that Danny is packing a two tone malone? It's like a choco vanilla swirl down there.

by BigPPjewce June 29, 2020

Bombshell Tonight

The phrase Nancy Grace uses to add a sense of urgency to every mundane detail that comes out about whatever criminal case she's been droning on about

Nancy Grace: Bombshell tonight!!! Casey Anthony paints her toe-nails in the Orange County Jail. To discuss this, here's three nobodies and a TV judge in four separate panels!

by HonkeyMagoo July 3, 2011

tonk up

The act of making oneself tonk(muscular) or working out

I'm going to the gym to tonk up

by carbona not glue April 17, 2008

Tongules

The sweet act of performing cunnilingus with just your tongue. Preferably with a tongulous tongue.

Last night I gave a girl tongules. Afterwards she said she wanted to marry me.

by Chimonya January 22, 2010

Tonsil quidditch

A synonym for "tonsil hockey" or "making out," but for nerds (used proudly by Harry Potter fans especially).

Guy 1: Dude, did you hook up with that girl last night?

Guy 2 (with scar on his forehead): Yea man, we played tonsil quidditch all night!

by JoeNotKaneOrCain January 18, 2011

tongue sweater

A romantic ritual of making a woman sweat through pin-point precision acts of Cunnilingus.

Cunnilingus oral sex tongue twister Bro...that girl you're dating is hot. You need to lock it down with the tongue sweater!

by DJ SPEAKERBOX March 24, 2016