tummy thumper

a penis at full erection (180 degrees +), so that it touches the stomach

I had to bend over to urinate with that tummy thumper I had this morning.

by Ttonkytonk January 28, 2010

fart thumper

One who takes penises and rams farts back into anuses

She tried to fart while we was doing it so I used the ol fart thumper

by Amsterado June 4, 2014

Dick Thumping

Overly bothersome while another tries to accomplish something.

Back off me son, stop dick thumping, I'm trying to ask the question, but you're all up on me

by Pa-ool August 23, 2016

Double Thumpkin

Placing the right thumb in the vagina, and the left thumb in the butthole.

My wife moaned and groaned as I gave her a no-lube double thumpkin.

by SlimGravy January 16, 2019

Jumper thumper

Is the term given to an over enlargered foreskin which has received prolonged sexual intercourse. This prolonged intercourse creates a thicker more jumper-like foreskin which can also vary in colour e.g red, blue, purple and even Smokey orange

'Dad what's a jumper thumper?' ......... 'ermmm, it's that rabbit of bambi son'

by MattM18 March 6, 2019

cunt thumper

Noun. The cuntiest cunt of all.

Anna’s mom Jackie is an absolute cunt thumper.

by Captblack85 March 16, 2019

Thumbed out

A situation in which no one wants to be in, a drag.

Friend: My boss made me sweep and mop the entire building twice!

You: That's thumbed out.

by Jack J G November 2, 2007