theone

theone is a lame nub on irc that talks like this
hi
im
gonna
own
u
faggot
wat?
ima
dos
ur
shit
*Quits theone* (Excess flood)

theone noob no1 likes

by Anon June 4, 2004

Thong

N. What Buhweet sings

"Dank you..Now, I'd like to do a new thong for all the pwetty wimmin out there..."

by DaBunny July 1, 2005

theoneNonly

A person who defines things on urbandictionary.com which are not true. They have such low self-esteem that they have to put other people down in order to make themself feel better, and are too much of a pussy to say these things without hiding behind their computer.

theoneNonly needs to watch their back.

by wouldntyouliketoknow October 29, 2004

Anderson Thong

When a guy stretches his thong WAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY too much.

Is that girl anderson thonging?

by Katelyn Herbert Syndenthong October 27, 2010

60 inch thong

Your fat moms large underwear that id rather not see.

When i went to your moms house last night she was in a 40 acre bra and 60 inch thong.

by bob joe bob November 4, 2006

Thong Speed

The speed at which your life outpaces the suspension of disbelief that all this could really happen to one single person...

After the third musician hit on me, my weekend hit thong speed, and I had to blog about it.

by Pagan Marbury September 21, 2005

Thong

Type of women's underwear. Comfortable, even though it doesn't seem like they would be. A turn on for most guys, sometimes to the point they will put yours on themselves, because they won't get any until they do and dance around.

Haha, i made my ex wear my thong.

by SexxKittenn January 18, 2010