i swing both ways

I'm bisexual

I don't mind who I go home with, I swing both ways.

by Dingo99 November 17, 2013

She be lovin' them swings

When a girl is on the swings with a bra that is not very supportive and everything goes flying... not a pretty sight to anyone around, except the guys!

Friend 1: Did you see Kelsey on the swings yesterday?
Friend 2: Yeahh! She be lovin' them swings!
Friend 1: oh yeah! Kelsey be lovin' them swings alright!

by Bainy96 September 20, 2011

Fat nick ass swings

When someone is throwing the weakest fucking punches you’ve ever seen

Man, them fat nick ass swings lmao

by AsuraPatel November 22, 2020

300,000 dollar golf swing

A heist job with a large enough payout to afford retirement. Can also be used for a last job.

“Who knows maybe after this I can finally afford that 300,000 dollar golf swing

by Skhizy December 17, 2020

Swinging Scissors / Spinning Scissors

Swinging scissors can mean anything really

It means to go wild also can mean to mess up badly. Can be used to be bored. Can be phrased spinning scissors.

Means to be really mad.

Very old saying used by the older and younger generations

She went absolutely crazy wild last night she was Swinging scissors / Spinning scissors

He messed that project up he really swinging scissors on it.

They had nothing to do all day they were really "spinning scissors" .

Jesus he was fairly swinging scissors today.

by Al and Andy October 23, 2019

porch swinging liquor pig

noun. This is used to descibe a drunkard who does nothing all day but sit around and consume alcholic beverages. It also helps if said person is a fat bastard.

Jason and Tom are so lazy, they are the biggest porch swinging liquor pigs I have ever met.

by C_B_Savage December 19, 2006

Little brown men on swings

Bits of pooh attached to your anal hair.

Whilst having oral sex i noticed that the person had not wiped her bum properly. I came across some little brown men on swings.

by the snercher November 29, 2010