Swiss Milkmaid

When two guys are sucking on a lady's nipples while jacking themselves off.

So these freshmen guys were giving me a swiss milkmaid last weekend!

by amzwarrior288 December 14, 2012

Swipe someone to the left

To break up with someone;

To dump someone;

To not be attracted by the appearance of someone.

Stemming from the dating app Tinder (Android and Apple) where swiping the photo of a person to the right indicates (sexual) attraction.

"I don't like her anymore, I think I'm gonna swipe her to the left."

"That bloke is so ugly, I most definitely would swipe him to the left."

"Although you are not in love with him anymore, it is always hard to swipe someone to the left."

by Brammic October 29, 2014

SWIS

See what I'm saying?

Complaining about the problem doesn't fix it, SWIS?

by slycreations August 13, 2014

Swipe Over

Performing analingus on someone’s fartbox with an extended, flat tongue repeatedly swiping over the sphincter. With a swipe over, there is no tongue punching or penetration into the orifice.

The swipe over action is akin to a fat kid licking a melting ice cream cone on a hot summer day.

He hiked up my skirt, spread my ass cheeks and gave me the hottest swipe over ever.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019

ad-swipe

When one who has not been invited attempts to gain the address of a party or get together under the pretense that he has lost the details or otherwise been invited.

"Um... I... lost the e-mail... about the party thing... could you just tell me the address and what time its on... and what day..."
"Jo, are you trying to ad-swipe?"

by Fukwit Fred January 17, 2006

Tim Swipples

for a nerd to have sweaty nipples.

"OH MY GOD... i have just been playing world of warcraft and now I have a serious case of Tim Swipples"!!!

by jimmy cass December 10, 2007

faction swiss

faction swiss (fac·tion swis); noun.
1. always and unequivocally neutral third party

Female friend: "I can't believe you're still friends with him after what he did to me!!!"
You: "Faction swiss."
Female friend: "You can't hang out with him anymore!!!"
You: "Faction swiss bitch."

by MartiniNinja July 28, 2010