sweatervest

An article of clothing often worn by rediculously good looking teachers that makes them look even more good looking

Mr. V looks so good in sweatervests, he should wear one everyday.

by anon.. November 3, 2006

Sweater cat

A woman's vagina that is lost in a sea of bush.

Yo, big cat, I took this bitch home last night and her sweater cat attacked me.

by Rick "Prince of Paramus" Ross November 2, 2011

hot sweater

1. a well-knit winter sweater, preferably made of real sheep wool or alpaca wool, that keeps you very, very warm.

2. a really trendy sweater that everyone wants to have, but no one dares to wear.

3. the result of a hairy-chested male that lays on top of their sexual partner after a release of ejaculate on to their chest (preferably a female).

4. a shot of bailey's and cognac, topped with fried onion strings.

1. (inner dialogue) It's so cold out, I think I'm going to wear my hot sweater today.

2. (covering mouth with one hand and gesturing with the other) "Daaaaamn son, that cableknit is tight! Thas a HOT sweater right thurrr!"

3. "Jimmy, things got crazy last night. I'm telling you...really crazy. She asked me to give her a hot sweater and now I can't get it out of my hair."

4. "Who wants a shot?" (Sam, raising hand) "After this week of work, I definitely need one. I don't want anything crazy though, so I'll just get a hot sweater. Thanks."

by rudeman82 January 22, 2011

Turtle Sweater

The result of pooping into a condom and proceeding to engage in intercourse.

Don and I had a wonderful round of coitus last night! His turtle sweater kept things moist!

by wildslutangel May 16, 2011

sweaterection

Noun: The appearance of an erection originating from the folds of a sweater or zip up hoodie. This can occur in men as well as females.

Oh man, I was so embarassed. She went to grab my junk, and instead, groped the sweaterection I'd been trying to hide all night.

by Paul Penispants September 19, 2010

Seaver

(noun) A person whose dick is so small because 3/4 of his penis is shoved into his personality.

(verb) "Seavered" Being creeped on by a person whose intention is to get laid.

"He is SUCH a Seaver!"

"Be careful at the frat party tonight, don't get Seavered!

by @@@victum#4004 November 22, 2013

Cardigan Sweater

Article of clothing adopted by "Urban" men on the "down-low", in the hopes of passing as straight, but often failing miserably.

That Cardigan Sweater fooled Cheryl on her date, but not the rest of us.

by Bob Pooner March 17, 2011