Seaver

(noun) A person whose dick is so small because 3/4 of his penis is shoved into his personality.

(verb) "Seavered" Being creeped on by a person whose intention is to get laid.

"He is SUCH a Seaver!"

"Be careful at the frat party tonight, don't get Seavered!

by @@@victum#4004 November 22, 2013