studentstupor

adjective; describes the confused, startled, surprised expression on a students' face, causing a total lapse in memory and ability to speak coherently, mostly occurring within seconds of recognizing he/she has been asked to answer a question. It is a somewhat strange phenomena in that, the just few seconds preceding the question, the student is largely audible, actively animate, and holding much of the room's attention.

Teacher: James, could you tell the class where we look in the Constitution to find anything about Congress?
James: huh? wha..., uh, I dunn...uh, what was the question?
Teacher: Jane, could you answer the question, James seems to be suffering from a bad case of studentstupor -

by Ergotellall April 13, 2008

student dressing

Dressing up in fancy dress to go to town, because you're too poor to buy door-passable clothes.

#1 " you got clothes to wear friday night?2
#2 "No. I'll just be student dressing"

by soton raver November 30, 2010

stride ride

when you're really desperate to get high so you roll your weed in stride gum wrapper cuz you can't find papers.

guy 1: yo guy i couldn't find any papers, how we gonna smoke this shit.
guy 2: no problem, go buy a pack of stride gum and roll that shit in one of the gum wrappers. We gonna stride ride tonight.
guy 1: aww yeah

by Blackiichanz February 20, 2011

Straderz

Straderz is an urban abbrebiation for Straight Away. Used in the same context, but with an urban twist.

Pronounced: straah-derzz

Bro, we gotta go straderz or we'll miss Abraham's fight.

by Joel_k24 November 2, 2011

student lunched

The experience of enjoying a free lunch as a freshman, usually laid on by a local church or similar, only for it to be oafed up by a try-hard local hipster band "serenading" their audience and refusing to play at an appropriate volume for lunch, effectively forcing you to listen or leave.

Student 1: "Dude, we went to that free student lunch yesterday. My ears are still ringing thanks to that shitty hipster band"

Student 2: "You totally got student lunched, bro"

by I like My Bike November 4, 2011

Strzder

A non-domestic animal of the mammal family, similar in apperance to the beaver. Native to the Banat area of Serbia/Romania. The strzder is highly dangerous and its teeth can be acidic when in the maiting season, and highly toxic. The bite may cause alergies which can not be treated and lest for a lifetime.

Oh God save me! It's a strzder.

by JJ Okocha September 6, 2012

Student Services

A place in your college where students go to wait in line indefinitely and receive no service.

First Year Student: "I'm going to go to Student Services to get information and help with financial assistance!"
Fourth Year Student: "Haha, yeah...good luck with that."
*6 hours later*
First Year Student: "MOTHERFU--"

by Mostly Joking February 10, 2015