Strawerberry

A strawberry with a stronger than usual flavor

"This isn't just a strawberry, it's a strawerberry"

by strawberryfan444 August 9, 2025

Starter Jacket

The best jacket of the 90s, still in style today and should be looked upon as a symbol of status in ones life.
A refreshing jacket, a throwback in a non insulting fashion and iconic sportswear jacket, vintage fashion, always in style.

🖤 Tupac Shakur – Often seen in a Raiders Starter jacket, which became one of the most iconic looks of the 1990s hip-hop scene.

❤️ Will Smith – Wore different NBA and NFL Starter jackets in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, especially Bulls and Eagles ones.

🤍 N.W.A. – Members of the group, especially Eazy-E, were frequently photographed wearing Raiders Starter jackets, representing West Coast culture.

💙 Michael Jordan fans – During the Bulls’ 1990s dominance, many fans (and celebrities) wore Chicago Bulls Starter jackets to show support.

💛 Run-D.M.C. and LL Cool J – Also rocked various NYC team Starter jackets during performances and photo shoots.

by VintageGuy October 7, 2025

Strategic Non-Urination

Strategic non-urination is a skill that enables a person to greatly enhance their productivity by utilizing the sense of urgency that occurs when they really have to pee. By holding it in, they prolong that feeling of urgency and use it to quickly finish tasks. Imagine you have made a deal with yourself: 'I am not allowed to go pee until I have finished analyzing this spreadsheet.' Now you are incentivized to finish that analysis much faster, given the dire circumstances. This strategy is highly effective.

At first I wasn't going to meet my daily KPIs, but I chugged a bottle of water at 2pm, and by 3:30 I started my strategic non-urination. Once I began, my focus increased and I was able to maximize shareholder value before finally pissing at 4:45.

by Torqueconstructionnoiselewith January 7, 2026

screaming strayer

one who routinely goes to the other side to be banged in the poo hole, but who doesn't have the common courtesy to give a reach around.

Man, that guy's such a screaming strayer, he loves to take it, but he'll never return the favor.

by wrinkle neck September 28, 2008

Fire Starters

Noun. adj, 1. The thought that when a womans breasts are so big that when rapidly rubbed together and with the help of spontaneous combustion they could ignite into flames.

Small titties could not be fire starters because they couldn't possible produce enough heat from the friction to ignite by themselves.

"Wouldja look at them fire starters on that bitch! I could sop them up with some 'biscuts n gravy'."

by mojo8772 March 7, 2009

Car-strate

When you are without keys, your car is in the shop, or otherwise out of your hands for any given period of time.

"Man, my old lady's got the keys. I'm car-strated for two days!

by satanpentigram666 October 8, 2010

bumpin strategies

Chi-town slang 4 being full of bullshit

Fam, you be bumpin strategies

Dude 1: Whats yo strategy?

Dude 2: Man I be goin wit my girl tonight

Dude 1: Man that bitch? You be bumpin strategies

by MaChInE GuN FuNk December 2, 2010