Velcro strap

Velcro strap. Best used to describe a persons stupidity. A stupidity so great that you question their ability to get up and tie their shoes in a morning. They only logical answer is that this person has Velcro shoes in order to stop them spending their life scratching their heads.

He can't be that stupid, surely?
Seriously mate, Johns definitely a Velcro strap kinda guy.

by Riddler16 June 25, 2016

Ratchet Strap Retarded

The inability to use or comprehend the mechanism that is the ratchet strap

Yo, B the bike flew off the truck when we were taking it to the track last week because you are ratchet strap retarded.

by Derbygirl669 August 6, 2021

strap

Short for strap on. A strap is a dildo that attaches to the waist by harness. Straps are not just for lesbians, they're for anyone who wants to fuck their partner with a dildo. See pegging for more info.

Kanye asked kim to peg him with her strap.

by im u fucking sadist17 September 28, 2021

Jock-Strap

When a male inserts his penis into another male while strapped to his chest using the strapped up males erect penis to have intercourse with another male.

Me and my buddy went Jock-Strapping last night, Its was Amazing!

by Jamsack January 16, 2021

beef straps

A food..

Those beef straps taste good.

by Anonymous September 8, 2003

nap-strapped

When baby fell asleep on you but you have a wearable baby carrier so he is wrapped up and ready to go.

I finally got my teething baby to sleep. I was nap-strapped so i still got the laundry into the dryer and started a new load.

by A&B CCC August 9, 2023

Strap breaker

A woman whose breasts are so large that they are likely to break her strap (in most cases spaghetti)

Did you see the yams on that strap breaker?

by PointBreaker August 9, 2019