stalkernet

The google term for Michigan Technological University's student directory. This directory often contains the living address and phone number of the searched person.

Dude, I totally met a hot girl at the party last night but I only remember her name.

Why don't you just look her up on the stalkernet?

by Bunnyslayerz February 18, 2014

aim stalking

verb - the act of putting an individual's AIM name on one's buddy list, yet never attempting to communicate with said individual. Stalkee may never learn of stalker's existence, due to chronic shyness and "pussy" like behavior often exhibited by stalkers that are watching prey of the opposite sex. A favorite activity of stalkers (which often plays a large role in stalking) is the habitual (some may call it psychotic or obsessive) checking of stalkee's AIM away messages.

Advanced cases of AIM stalking has odd effects on the stalker. They may develope an unhealthy sense of companionship (most likely as derived from frequently checking away messages) due to their familiarity with stalkee's schedule, favorite activities, and computer habits. Stalker may subconsciously begin to refer to his target as his "girlfriend" even though stalkee, of course, has never met him. (Pronouns can of course be reversed, but aim stalkers tend to be male, according to a Princeton study www.princeton.com/studies/papers/sociology/aimstalkers.doc)

I am AIM stalking a girl, ever since I found her AIM name on a bathroom wall.

by Josh Donos September 11, 2005

stalker

A creepy girl who is obsessed with someone to the point of insanity and you will always see them doing one of the followings, eg. hiding behinds wall, cars, bushes, shop.

I didn't really know why would there be people who stalk others until I became one. I was a stalker when I was in middle school. There was this guy whom I thought was really hot, handsome. He was attractive in so many ways so I decided to stalk him. I found at the his favourite place after school was at a shopping mall so I went there with my friends hoping to catch him hanging around there. A stalker would appear to be very creepy, they will be hiding behind walls, cars, and many places and the stalker would use many kinds of ways just to know where their victim live, their phone number and where they are going.

by xxthedefinitionwriterxx May 17, 2013

Reverse Stalk

Transforming the Stalker into the Stalkee by utilizing IP trackers on your myspace page, and labeling peoples IP addresses. This can be also used to see who read your status updates, blog, looked at pictures; and how often. Best utilized after bumping known IP addresses with friends.

The Reverse Stalk is when you check your IP tracker compulsively to see who's been checking your page and how often.

"John found my Ip tracker page and totally knows I have been reverse stalking him."

"I was reverse stalking and found that john hit up my page today 8 times... he is so into me"

by Miss Badass Uncensored!!! March 13, 2009

Retail Stalking

When employees of a retail establishment constantly ask you every thirty seconds if you need help, when it is clear you don't.

Employee: HI! DO YOU NEED HELP FINDING ANYTHING TODAY?!
Customer: No, I'm okay, thanks.
Employee: OKAY, WELL LET ME KNOW IF YOU NEED ANY HELP, ALRIGHT?
Customer: Thanks.
Employee #2: HI! DO YOU NEED HELP FINDING ANYTHING TODAY? HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT OUR 30% OFF SALE?!?!
Customer: On second thought, no, I suddenly lost any urge to buy anything.

... is a textbook example of Retail Stalking.

by Transformers3People0 April 23, 2011

Facebook Stalker

Driven by jealousy, obsession and mental illness. Can be characterized by frequent visits to someone's page who is not on your friends' list, creating a new profile when they have been blocked, copycatting someone else's posts, or stealing their pics. Individuals who Facebook stalk are often lonely, bored and lacking creativity.

"Your Facebook stalker somehow posted a reaction to your post, even though you blocked him"

by A-non-nee-mus April 28, 2014

gang stalking

this is where you are followed and attacked from every angle by some gang who have some political or religious agenda.

They will usually try and get you to lose your job and friends, etc.

if you're wondering why they're after you, think of people you've come across who have extreme political views, or who are part of cults.

Usually, you'll find that you've come across Communists, or Scientologists, or unionists, or something where they have a passion for attacking their opposition.

Don't give in to their stupid games. you need to fight them any way you can

Jerry was followed and harassed by a number of different people at different times. He recognised this behaviour as gang stalking.

He was able to track down who put him on the list, and why.

Then he was able to seek revenge.

by Minnie K B July 6, 2010