stalkernet

The google term for Michigan Technological University's student directory. This directory often contains the living address and phone number of the searched person.

Dude, I totally met a hot girl at the party last night but I only remember her name.

Why don't you just look her up on the stalkernet?

by Bunnyslayerz February 18, 2014

stalkernet

colloquial term for facebook.com

like omfg i was tagged in 10 photos on thestalkernet.

by pete hunt October 30, 2007

stalkered

To be intentionally wrecked out of a race by another player in an online racing game.

I was leading the race until I got stalkered.

by speedracer X May 2, 2008

Stalkered

Being hunted down and hip-checked in an online racing game by someone who seeks vengeance. To be incapacitated by another racing opponent by means of them crashing into you intentionally.

Da Beaitch jacked me up! I got 'Stalkered' by dat SomBitch!

by GT allstar May 6, 2008

stalkenator

person that follows you in wow, facebook, twitter, gmail, halo, counter strike, practically anywhere just to get your attention, uses your friends names and hacks their accounts to talk to you, applys where you work, just to see you, and sometimes pretends to be you, really creepy stuff right out of a horror movie!

john doe "heard that hes been trying to get her attention since vanilla dude?"

jane doe "yup, hes something out of a bmovie, what a stalkenator!, stalker for life!"

by cayle April 2, 2013

stalkeratzi

anyone who preforms the act of stalking someone, but does it in a direct manner

I got that stalkeratzi bitch following me everywhere

by Tip May 13, 2005

Stalkerfeed

The newsfeed introduced to Facebook in the September 2011 update that lets you see every comment, like and post your friends make on Facebook.

The term stalkerfeed arises from Facebook naming the feature the new 'livefeed' and the practice of facestalking which the feature now allows you to do from your homepage.

Bob: Bro, did you see that picture of Alisha that Simon commented on?
Connor: No, I'm not a facestalker.
Bob: You don't need to, just use the stalkerfeed!

by FaceStalker October 5, 2011