Stealthcap

Any form of headgear purposely used to hide your untamed hair. Either because you are too lazy/tired/in a rush to comb it.

Tim:"Dude, hurry we are going to be late!"

Alex:"Fine, I'll just put on my Stealthcap. No one will know."

by yuna359 April 16, 2011

Sheltercove

In addition to the original definition, Sheltercove is also the home to countless woods parties and bonfires when everyone else refuses to have a party that night. If you go back there, you'll found an infinite amount of beer cans and alcohol bottles, as well as a few couches and various other furniture.

- Hey, where should we drink tonight?
-I don't know. Nothing's going on. I guess we'll go to Sheltercove.

by Squidney711 April 26, 2011

stealth snort

When somebody snorts cocaine through the napkins at a restaurant or any other public area to avoid judgement from fellow human beings.

Angelo:*sniff* *sniff*

Nathaniel: You've been blowing your nose all night man, you all right?

Angelo:YEA MAN!

Nathaniel:Ok...just stop yelling please.

Angelo: SRY! (ahhh he didn't notice my stealth snort....well done.)

by DangoBang November 24, 2011

stealth wingman

A pre-agreed upon tactic used when a hot girl passes by or is nearby. The stealth wingman pretends to be blind after his friend mentions the girl's hotness, and asks said friend to describe the girl for him. This is done in hopes of arousing the girl's attention and ultimately picking her up.

Adolf: Whoa did you see that girl!?
Andrew: I'm afraid I didn't, I'm visually impaired! Can you describe her for me?
Adolf: Well, she has beautiful eyes and long brown hair. She is the prettiest sight you've ever seen.
*girl hears it and walks over*

--- Later ---
Adolf: Hey Andrew, thanks for that stealth wingman you pulled the other day!
Andrew: No problem my man! *resumes reading braille copy of The Hobbit*

by Aerlamnias August 12, 2011

Stealth Balls

Noun, property of a motor vehicle, which, while it doesn't slam you back into your seat with acceleration, nevertheless reaches surprisingly high speeds with little or no sensation of speed.

My sister's Camry has Stealth Balls, I was driving down the street, glanced at the speedometer and was doing 80 in a 25 zone.

by BB5710 December 4, 2012

stealth hench

being ripped from working out in the gym, but nobody can tell because you have to many tattoos

Guy 1 : Jim's as skinny as a twig
Guy 2 : No way hes stealth hench

by billsmut September 1, 2014

Smelter Wedge

A sex act, when a woman has the runs from eating taco bell and has anal sex with a man.

My girlfriend and I got into a burrito eating contest and later on she let me give her the smelter wedge.

by PhilosophyRhoades September 26, 2014