hack status

(n.) a facebook status posted by an individual other than the profile-owner that usually ridicules the owner and was posted without the owner's consent.

They are usually vulgar.

The profile-owner, upon realizing someone has hacked his profile and posted an embarassing status, can opt to delete the hack status but generally does not at the risk of giving the impression that whatever the status said is true. Traditionally, the profile-owner simply states he was hacked and identifies a friend whom he believes to have committed the hacking.

NEWS FEED:

JANE DOE is fucking Santa right now.

7 likes 2 comments
John Smith: Hahaha, jane, I didn't know you were a chubby chaser.
Jane Doe: you're an asshole, john. this is a hack status.

by trojanman11 May 7, 2011

Why so statutory?

This is a phrase that refers to a slip up in words that implies that the hot teenage girl saying she doesn't like the creepy middle-aged math teacher is lying her ass off. See below for clarification. :)

Gina: So, do you like Mr. Jacobs or what? He's been staring at your tits all day!
Abby: No! Of course not! That'd be statutory rape!
Gina:-smirks- Why so statutory?

Abby: Wha..? Oh!-blushes and hides face-
Mr. Jacobs: Yes! I knew she wanted me! -dances in glee-

by RobotGrizzlyLovvur<3 November 2, 2011

Big Dog Status

Big man, mega respect

I got Big Dog Status ain't no secret

by Big Man MLG Pro October 2, 2018

baller status

Having reached a superlative level of ballerdom, it is said one has acheived baller status. This often goes hand in hand with early retirement and being a man of leisure (or woman of leisure. It can often devolve into a world of dinner whores and golddiggers if the baller has a weak pimp hand. MAny of these types can be found on dating sites such as wealthymen and webdate, where it is easier to hide one's monetary worth and circumnavigate wanna-be-women-of-leisure.

Only cats with offical baller status are allowed on

by Help Us Put a Stop to Collar Pop May 18, 2006

Status Hunt

(Noun) When a person (usually female or closeted homosexual) looks through quotes on the internet or watches a specific movie just to pick out the best quote or line to put as their status on facebook, twitter, etc. Can also apply to someone who copies down entire choruses to mainstream music for the same purpose.

Beth is so annoying, she's had 18 separate statuses today quoting The Notebook, Lil Wayne and some gay shit about love's power. She must have gone on a mondo status hunt while coping with the fact that she has no life.

by Brohanity October 11, 2009

Status Clitical

From an anime called "Gravion" in which it says "Planetaly Defence System All Destroyed A Decased Citizen 10,000,000 STATUS CLITICAL!"

The reason "Planetary" and "Critical" are misspelled is because in Japanese, R and L are the same things. This goes into other things such as "Herro!" as some say to make fun of a Japanese person, or even "Harro".

The real thing should say

"Planetary defense system has destroyed 10,000,000 citizens! Status Critical!"

Bobby: I shoot you in head!
Dood: OMG!! I bleed! Now this be status clitical at best!

by Tookar April 13, 2005

Fire Blanket Statement

A statement that is allegedly so self-evidently true that it cannot be argued against, thus extinguishing any debate on the subject under discussion. It is often employed by those that don't understand the issues and don't wish to reveal that ignorance.

"I don't like all this new building in rural areas." "Well, you can't stop progress!" "That's a typical fire blanket statement, just what do you mean by progress?"

"I am against making ID Cards compulsory" "I don't see the problem, if you've nothing to hide, whats the harm?" "Stop using a fire blanket statement, its not about hiding anything, just personal privacy!"

by Casey1954 February 19, 2009