Party-Starch
Don was so wrecked in his interview he had party starch in his nose while he was talking to a reporter.
by LikeableJerk December 21, 2025
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"Can you imagine if today was Thursday instead of Tuesday?"
"Honestly, if it were thursday, we would all contract spontaneous synchronized shitting sarcoma and have to change our pants"
"Honestly, if it were thursday, we would all contract spontaneous synchronized shitting sarcoma and have to change our pants"
by chessmasterflex January 20, 2010
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“I am sorry sir, but you have a case of Palmer’s Sarcoma.
“Your habit of fapping to internet porn on a constant basis has given you cancer of the jerk off hand.”
“I am giving you money to buy an escort”
“That should save your hand and your life...
Unless you get AIDS”
“Your habit of fapping to internet porn on a constant basis has given you cancer of the jerk off hand.”
“I am giving you money to buy an escort”
“That should save your hand and your life...
Unless you get AIDS”
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person 2 - 😔 *starts playing "Can you feel my heart" by Bring Me the Horizon on a medieval flute*
person 2 - 😔 *starts playing "Can you feel my heart" by Bring Me the Horizon on a medieval flute*
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Get the Baron from Starbound mug.The Nation of Scarcode, also referred to as Scarcodia, is a conceptual nation built on the principles of creativity, self-expression, and community solidarity. Distinguished by its unique culture, currency, and political structure, it serves as an epitome of an inclusive society promoting freedom of expression, social justice, and equality. Governed under the Scarcodian Codex, a constitution outlining governmental duties and citizens' rights, the nation comprises a President, a Parliament known as the Scarcode Council, and a judicial system. Oxgaurdian, the incumbent President, along with the 12 Jeweled representatives forming the Scarcode Council, bear the responsibility of legislating laws, levying taxes, and ensuring harmony and progress. Acknowledgment and understanding of the council's roles and decisions are fundamental responsibilities of every Scarcodian. The Nation of Scarcode also operates under a spiritual calendar system known as the Scarcodian nowlender, composed of degrees, focuses, jewels, and ciphers, each symbolizing different virtues or qualities, acting as guides for personal growth and enlightenment. The core objective of Scarcodia is to offer individuals a platform to nurture and express their creativity, fostering a sense of belonging, and shielding them from the mundanity and constraints of a non-creative world.
In the Nation of Scarcode, creativity and self-expression are not just encouraged but considered fundamental to societal progress.
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Get the <Fungus>Shalashaskian `'`Versus`'` Bone Sarcomians <Osteosarcoma> mug.A health challenge and motivational movement created by Judd Joffre, inspired by the infamous "Ides of March" from Shakespeare's Julius Caesar. Beginning on March 15th — the same date a group of toga-wearing backstabbers took down the most powerful man in Rome — participants honor the occasion by brutally murdering their own bad eating habits. The weapon of choice? Willpower. The victim? Bread.
From March 15th through the end of the month, those who accept the challenge eliminate starchy foods — pasta, rice, potatoes, that dinner roll you absolutely did not need — and replace them with something that actually moves the needle on their health. It's not a forever thing. It's a start thing. A line in the sand. A moment where you look your sourdough loaf dead in the eyes and whisper, "Et tu, carbs?"
The Ides of Starch isn't about being perfect. It's about using one legendary date as a psychological gut-punch to finally get off the couch and onto a healthier path. Caesar didn't see it coming. Your gut will.
From March 15th through the end of the month, those who accept the challenge eliminate starchy foods — pasta, rice, potatoes, that dinner roll you absolutely did not need — and replace them with something that actually moves the needle on their health. It's not a forever thing. It's a start thing. A line in the sand. A moment where you look your sourdough loaf dead in the eyes and whisper, "Et tu, carbs?"
The Ides of Starch isn't about being perfect. It's about using one legendary date as a psychological gut-punch to finally get off the couch and onto a healthier path. Caesar didn't see it coming. Your gut will.
"I've been meaning to eat better since January, but The Ides of Starch is what finally got me to actually do it. Beware the dinner rolls."
by juddsmemphis March 9, 2026
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