Mud-squirrel

A piece or pieces of excrement.

If you really need to go to the bathroom you may have "an angry mud-squirrel".

Sabrina: "Dan where are you?"
Dan: "I'm in the bathroom, wrestling out a mud-squirrel"

by Dan McGrath March 15, 2007

squirrel please

The same as "nigga please" from PSP commercial. Even if you are white you can say this if front of blacks, and they can't get mad at you. If they do get mad for some reason, just tell them their mama is a chipmunk.

Squirrel 1: I am going to get some pussy tonight.
Squirrel 2: Squirrel please! The only nut gettin busted tonight is the one I'm shootin on yo mama's chipmunk face.

by 420josh October 15, 2007

vagina squirrel

Another name for a beaver. Originally from a cartoon I saw where two beavers aka, "vagina squirrels" preferred this term over the standard "beaver". They felt "beaver" was a tad pejorative.

Hey dude what's that? "Oh just a couple of vagina squirrels building a dam." Shit, basements gonna flood again!

Or perhaps, you'd prefer:

Man, you remember spring break, dude the place was crawling with vagina squirrels, it was so thick, I had them coming out my ears, I had no idea where to begin...

by suki matutso November 7, 2004

cinnamon squirrel

A gay man dips his sweaty ball sack into a cinnamon sugar mixture and his partner licks it off.

Robert gave John a cinnamon squirrel.

by Penis boy September 17, 2017

Play Squirrel

Trying to bust a nut.

You tryin to date, or you just wanna play squirrel?

by Princessjajean April 23, 2020

squirrel squad

My little homie who died the other day. RIP squirrel squad. Nicks and asshole for choking you with that tic tac.

Look! Squirrel squad just stuck his head out of the hole

by Oli Hofs February 18, 2009

Holy Squirrel

Beng suprised by something or someone

Holy Squirrel, what was that?

by KayLeighP September 15, 2009