Squirrel Nigger
Someone who is always the little spoon, never stops searching for his nut, and spends most of his time in a tree.
Squirrel Nigger by LordoftheFlies March 27, 2014
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squirrel girl
a girl or woman with a good sense of style and generally hip behavior; an all around interesting person; a desirable title for a female
squirrel girl by evizzle July 26, 2007
Squirrel Master
adj 1) to be "squirrel mastered"
2) To have a great opportunity to knock some boots with a member of the opposite sex and someone swoops in and takes your prize with no notice and no time to react.
Definition based off the situation in "Half Baked" between Kenny, Nasty Nate and the Squirrel Master where the "squirrel master" saves kenny from Nasty Nate taking his cocktail fruit.
2) To have a great opportunity to knock some boots with a member of the opposite sex and someone swoops in and takes your prize with no notice and no time to react.
Definition based off the situation in "Half Baked" between Kenny, Nasty Nate and the Squirrel Master where the "squirrel master" saves kenny from Nasty Nate taking his cocktail fruit.
When your working on a 3-some on new years eve and out of nowhere a lesbian comes flying in saying "thats my threesome bitch", you just got "squirrel mastered" ala the lesbian.
Squirrel Master by b-rizzle23 October 27, 2006
squirrel fool
meaning a fool for squirrels. someone who loves squirrels a LOT. similar to a love fool - a fool for love etc. this is generally said in a derogatory manner and after hearing some kids talk about it on the bus, i just had to put this into the UD.
squirrel fool by ThatGirl January 18, 2005