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Spontaneous

To do something on a whim. Most of the time, it's living life in the fast lane, without regret. Sometimes you wake up the next day and wonder why you effin' did that?
Person #1: Let's be spontaneous and go to Alaska. We can build an igloo with our bare hands!

Person #2: Yeah, sounds fun! We can even sleep in it naked without a fireplace!

Overheard person: Are you serious? You'll get frostbite on your penis and it will fall off.

or

Person #1: Hey, I'm bored! Let's go skydiving today!

Person #2: That would b mad fun! I'm so down!
by exciting6898 November 16, 2011
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Sponty

A spontaneous gathering of an extended group of friends, generally involving alcohol or other recreational drugs.
Are you guys doing anything tonight? No? Sponty at Clare's!
by HSK (Hectic Sponty Krew) January 4, 2009
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Spongebob Disease

A disease which entails a group of people who unknowingly talk about spongebob or make spongebob references daily or more.
Person 1: Omg a police officer is coming, act natural
Person 2: Mooooo
Person 1&2: Spongebob Diseaseee!

Person 1: I am sooo thirsty
Person 2: Some Waterrrrr would be nice.
Person 1&2: Spongebob Diseaseee!

Person 1: Let's order pizza
Person 2: Krusty Krab Pizza, is the pizza for you and me!
Person 1&2: Spongebob Diseaseee!
by Cannibitch <3 March 23, 2010
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Portrayed by Spongebob

YouTube videos depicting different topics as they would play out in Spongebob.
NFL Portrayed by Spongebob
New England Patriots: (image of Squidward deflating)
by TH47 June 1, 2018
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SpongeBob NudiePants

1) SpongeBob SquarePants but lacking the SquarePants.

2) Someone who refrains from wearing underwear under their outer clothing (i.e. to go 'commando', 'freeballing' - in the case of men not wearing underwear, and 'freebuffing' - in the case of women) to covertly create a frisson of sexual excitement or amusement amongst friends, sexual partners, future sexual partners, etc.
Lydia is a SpongeBob NudiePants tonight!
by Lydia Bartlett May 2, 2008
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spongecunt

A person so unpleasant their mere presence causes nausea.
That guy is a total spongecunt
by Zoton February 12, 2004
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SpongeBob SquarePants

A Nickelodeon cartoon watched 9-year-olds who think they're better than everyone. The animation is horrible, the writing is shit, SpongeBob's voice is annoying, and it comes on Nickelodeon all the fucking time, despite the fact that it should be canceled. This show is also the biggest contributor to the downfall of Nickelodeon and another example of corporate greed.
by Roydiscord Productions March 20, 2021
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