Spleensigma autism

when an alpha male (sigma) gets punched so hard in the spleen that he gets soa (sudden onset autism)

person 1: how are you today?
person 2: eeegghhhh
person 1: ooohhh spleensigma autism...
Spleensigma Autism: hey guys
Gurt: yo

by cheesyWeeny August 27, 2025

Spleen Dick

When you try to have sex with a former pretty girl whose appearance has drastically changed and your dick hides behind your spleen and won't come out.

Did you see her on Facebook? Used to be a hottie and now she just spleen dicked me.

by SpleendickUSA June 25, 2025

Spleendick

What happens when you see a former pretty girl who is no longer attractive due to poor choices and your dick curls up inside you behind your spleen

You see April lately? That girl used to gorgeous but I just saw her and she gave me spleendick

by Albert Adams June 25, 2025

spleef

I invented this term somewhere around 1983. My buddy almost always had weed and his mother was always suspicious, so she's listen to his phone calls. If I asked him if he had any weed or joints his mother would get pissed at the both of us. So I invented the word spleef so that I could inquire without tipping mom off. I'd call and ask "Have you seen any spleefs today?" She probably cought on eventually but it worked all that summer.

His spleef rolling resembled a pregnant watumba.

by FatdogTavern November 28, 2025

cyber spleef

Hitting both a Juul and a Pax Era at the same time. Also known as a E-Moke

Kevin: "Let me hit a cyber spleef so I can sleep"
Thomas: "That's whats up"

by Aster Cornwallace February 13, 2018

green spleen

when two gay men are having titty sex and the one on top defecates a sloppy slimy feces mixture onto the other fags stomach and chest

hey man i gave joe the green spleen

by old nebronian May 24, 2018

Weiner Spleener

When you somehow put your Weiner, inside someone's spleen

Dude I was banging this hot ass Non-Binary person, and did the Weiner Spleener

by penisfucker9000 May 15, 2022