The Splats

A form of violent diarrhea that leaves large splatter marks on the inside of the toilet bowl, and occasionally one's underpants.

I went to the taco stand at lunch and just had a huge case of the splats.

by JackS17 June 9, 2016

chocolate shotgun splatter

The brown speckles left on the public toliet seat after a good projectile dump.

Yo. check it. There was some pee stains on that comode in REI.I didn't want to sit on, so I just ass levatated and blasted the comode with a chocolate shotgun splatter

by jvermin December 28, 2007

Splatoon 2

The strongest weapon known to man. Using this will instantly kill its victims, this happens because all the gay player’s gay spreads into the game’s code It multiples it tenfold until it makes everything around it gay.

Idiot: “your dad lesbian.”
Person:*pulls out Nintendo switch*
Idiot: “You’ll kill us both!”
Person: “I know .”
Person: *starts Splatoon 2*
*both start to disintegrate*

by Mr fabulous May 14, 2018

slater

A verb meaning to sit backwards on a toilet while defecating. The term is a reference to a sitting technique used by A.C. Slater from "Saved by the Bell."

It has been suggested that the act of slatering might come into use when encountering public toilets in Europe, which often feature a shit shelf. Slatering the toilet would provide a more sanitary bathroom experience.

"dude, i totally just slatered that toilet. it was amazing because i could rest my reading material on the top of the tank."

by Christian Zombie October 4, 2007

slater

A word used in place of the phrase, "see you later".

"Time to leave work, Slater!"

"Slater, Danielle!"

by Arctictis Binturong October 25, 2005

slate

A hard metamorphic rock,formed from the sedimentary shale. It progresses through to phyllite, schist, and gneiss.

Slate roof tiles

by The Great Bonzo March 3, 2004

Slaters

A clever combination of 'See Ya' and 'Laters' for those times when more than one word is just too much of an effort

"Anyways as you are being so unresponsive i am going to leave"
"Slaters"

by Lazybum November 2, 2009