Mary and Hannah were having lesbian sex, they were going so fast but Mary wasn’t going fat enough so Hannah spanked her hard and said “Mir eBay FASTER AND HARDER” Mary giggled and obeyed they continued to spark each other and Mary said “mmm madder mommy, more!”
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that sklanker is 6 feet tall, dang!
by boby sam sam jojo October 23, 2007
Get the Sklanker mug.1: (n) a drug-induced colloquialism which encompasses any/all objects which one might purchase while manic.
2: (v) a regional form of "bones it": a greeting to an acquaintance, old friend, respected gentleman/lady, or criminal. Typically right fist.
2: (v) a regional form of "bones it": a greeting to an acquaintance, old friend, respected gentleman/lady, or criminal. Typically right fist.
1: "I'm going to Bed, Bath and Beyond with my refund check and I'm going to buy a WHOLE bunch of slankits."
2: (Accompanied with a traditional bones/fist offering) "Hey man, Slankit." Or, "slankit."
2: (Accompanied with a traditional bones/fist offering) "Hey man, Slankit." Or, "slankit."
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Get the slankit mug.Former olympic even removed from olympioc venues in 1768 due to suvere injury. This event was among one of the most popular games in its time, and is still practiced today at some schools and collages. It is a team sport, and a team consists of two players. One to spank, and the other to be spanked (kinda obvious) and the team that can produce the most impressive spank wins. Point go towards the accuracy of the spank, wind resistance, volume and the fatigue used.
Name an olympic sport cancelled in the late 1760's which included a team of two people and resulted in saw backsides: spankerthon.
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Guy 2. I was taking a spankdump.
Guy 1. Oh, i spankdumped on your mother's face last night.
Guy 2. Fuck you.
Guy 2. I was taking a spankdump.
Guy 1. Oh, i spankdumped on your mother's face last night.
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