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electric slide 

The act of lubing and slipping a 9-volt battery (perferably of the Energizer brand because they keep going and going) into one's own anus or the anus of an unsuspecting other while performing fellatio.
Ian was busting a move on The Palace dance floor all night. Once he got a few drinks in him he even pulled out his patented move- the electric slide, but I don't mean the dance move.

I was going down on Ian. He wasn't feeling it, so I gave him the ol' electric slide. He promptly blew his load all over my face.
electric slide by The Sclitch March 19, 2007
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Mud slide 

After intense anal sex let your dick go limp, then have your partner poop, forcing your flaccid penis out with the poop in one giant mud slide.
Dude, she gave me such an intense mud slide last night.
Mud slide by lillyconlentes August 23, 2012

golden slide 

Pissing down the slide of a neighborhood park, or children's play structure, so that the next time the kids go down it they get a nice film of crusty urine all over their trousers. C'mon, you all know you've done it.
I gave those rich bastards a taste of redemption when I tapped a kidney and left their tender gated community a nice little Golden Slide for the children.
golden slide by BES the best July 18, 2006

Hook 'n' Slide 

to fish hook a woman's mouth with two fingers on each hand and continue to insert penis into the butt hole and move arms back and forth so that the sliding motion takes place.
I just hook 'n' slid your mom

How would you like to.... HOOK 'N' SLIDE!
Hook 'n' Slide by Whiteboy1080 October 3, 2010

Pinky Slide

Lying in bed with your partner, both face up. Unexpectedly reach under the covers and slip a pinky finger on either side of her meat flaps. Play the teaze and avoid direct clitoral contact for approx 1 minute before going deep sea diving (South). Come up for air soon after and reep the benefits of your exploration by using the reminants as lube to finish the job. Glide over the clit using a freshly naturally lubricated pinky slide until desired results are achieved....That being an orgasm....Hence, the Pinky Slide. (Tends to work better than the usual smother technique)
Oh by Jesus honey, what on god's green earth are you doing to me? Yes dear, you are awake and by the way....It's called the pinky slide!
Pinky Slide by Trevor M July 30, 2006

child slide 

Another term for a pussy.. Ussualy used to describe a loose one pussy. To add bonus point when she has roast beef you can call a child slide that has the drapes. The slip and slide
Dude i hit that bitches child slide.

Man that bitch was so bad in bed cuz she had a child slide.
I mean it was so bad that she thing was like a slipand slide.
child slide by THEBIGO August 7, 2006

fifties slide show

A classroom slideshow that educates you through fear. They all have the same narrator and use some kind named Billy as an example, something bad always happens to Billy.
Fifties slide show examples:
And thats why you should never talk to strangers. Because they all have knives. Isn't that right Billy? Billy wouldn't know. His mangled corpse is now being raped by a depraved psychopath, all because he talked to the local ice-cream man. BOO!
fifties slide show by Wesley Durrance September 19, 2005