thunder sausage

an explosive excrement, usually exceeding 3 inches in diameter

I thought I was going to take a normal dump, but instead, I dropped a thunder sausage.

by FredtheBunny August 23, 2006

fluffy sausage wallet

A funny yet derogatory word for female genetals.

I totally wrecked her fluffy sausage wallet last night.

by trabenbass April 18, 2011

Santa Fe sausage-roll

The unique sexual act that involves two men, a Magnum condom with one end cut off, and a LOT of lubricant.

Hey, let's be the first to do a Santa Fe sausage-roll!

by mannymal July 5, 2011

Vienna Sausage Truck

"Vienna Sausage" Truck - A common vehicle choice of those suffering from small dick syndrome. One of the most common ways for a man to overcompensate for his little bitty wiener is to go out and get a full sized diesel monster, lift it about 6 feet, and put obnoxious chrome wheels on it, add flame decals or those mud flaps with the naked chicks on them.

"Dude, what the hell is that in my rear view mirror riding my ass?"

"Ugh, it's one of those obnoxious Vienna Sausage Trucks... what a dick!"

"Seriously, the only way he can compensate for his small dick is to be a big fat dick on the road and try to kill someone"

by bigggtitts February 27, 2010

sausage pizza

Also known as a big sausage pizza; a quite amusing practical joke or concept for pornography in which a man arrives a house with a pizza delivery. Upon opening the box, it is apparent that the box and pizza have had a hole cut in it and the man's penis has been put through it. Much similar to the Justin Timberlake/SNL digital short dick in a box concept.

I went over to Jemma's house to deliver a sausage pizza. She ate it all and smacked her lips.

by MrKoi May 31, 2007

Holding your sausage hostage

Roughing up the witness.
A date with Rosy Palm and her five sisters.
Washing the goose's neck.

by Anonymous September 27, 2003

sausage nipple

A very large, ugly nipple.

That fat girl has huge boobs, but also has sausage nipples.

by Robb Lower September 19, 2005