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Soaking William

Soaking William is the ultimate wet Willy. Taking two wet fingers and inserting into both ears of person wanting a soaking William.
My wife is giving me a soaking William after work today.
by Ain’t.no. William June 4, 2025
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Soaking Newman

When an individual inserts high potency ammonia smelling salts into their own anus resulting in what some would consider hazardous flatulence, commonly practiced in the homosexual community to increase awareness and arouse consciousness during long bouts of gay sex.
Kept falling asleep last night during the gang bang, had to soak a Newman to stay awake. The Soaking Newman always works
by Mr. Carriage June 12, 2025
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Slanking

Feeding your delusions & lies by expressing and sharing it.

To slank is to try and increase your obviously made up/hallucinated belief by sharing it with other people.
Mike:"Yo, this animal proposed to me yesterday"

Jake:"Stop slanking"
by Braincellz cactus September 19, 2025
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face slacking

Spending all your time on facebook when you should be doing something else of much greater importance.
Jennie- Man, I have two hours to write this 1,000 word essay for my psychology class. I could have done it last night, but I was totally face slacking.
Adri-...shitty
by Pinkspi January 18, 2009
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Mandatory Slacking

Using an excuse such as eating or a restroom break to leave a situation, commonly at used at work, multiple times or for extended periods of time.
A waitress uses the bathroom excessively and for overextended amounts of time to avoid serving.

"Man, she's been pulling this Mandatory Slacking shit all night."
by makingnoises March 21, 2010
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Multi-slacking

Doing multiple non-productive things at once. E.G. Playing Words with Friends, shopping on Amazon, watching Vines, etc.
I didn't get my report at work done cuz I was multi-slacking.
by Brainblaze January 12, 2015
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Dough Slaping

The act of repeatedly smacking your flaccid penis upon someones ass cheeks until hard
I couldn't get it up, until I did some dough slaping
by BigpapaJohn July 9, 2014
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