Man slag
A 14 year old who likes potatoes and gets wanked off In a field after breaking up with his girfriend
Man slag by Potatoe muncher May 28, 2017
Dirty little slag
Dirty little slag by Urbantheturban July 8, 2019
accidental slag
When you're on a girls night out and are having fun dancing with your mates. Then suddenly you start to pull multiple guys like there's no tomorrow and (usually) have no memory of it the next day.
Girl 1: So..... what happened last night? i don't remember anything after midnight.......
Girl 2: Well, you abandoned your mates and pulled over 5 guys within the space of 40 mins!!
Girl 1: Oh sh*t!!! I don't remember! I'm such an accidental slag....
Girl 2: Well, you abandoned your mates and pulled over 5 guys within the space of 40 mins!!
Girl 1: Oh sh*t!!! I don't remember! I'm such an accidental slag....
accidental slag by tioloni January 11, 2009
Toilet Cleaning Slag
1)An assertive female that is not desired by self-respecting men, whilst also having commoner attributes.
Disloyal, unrealistic and usually overweight, they enjoy pre-adult unplanned pregnancies, generally have very poor hygiene and wear cosmetics excessively. Not genuine, nor intelligent, they don't aspire to anything, their only job highlight will obviously be cleaning lavatories.
Disloyal, unrealistic and usually overweight, they enjoy pre-adult unplanned pregnancies, generally have very poor hygiene and wear cosmetics excessively. Not genuine, nor intelligent, they don't aspire to anything, their only job highlight will obviously be cleaning lavatories.
Michael: Hayes says she is such a toilet cleaning slag. How nasty can a woman actually be?
Philip: Oh, you'd be suprised. There's alot of them out there...(pointing at the women walking out of the emergency exit)
Philip: Oh, you'd be suprised. There's alot of them out there...(pointing at the women walking out of the emergency exit)
Toilet Cleaning Slag by Michael J. Rogan April 30, 2008
gopping slag
A person who gives and receives copious amounts of sexual favours, particularly in back alleys. May also try and have sex with all the nationalities on the planet.
gopping slag by Rachael Hindhaugh August 21, 2003
Jet Slag
When you pick up a slut or slag on a long airplane trip and have sex with them in the plane toilets to pass the long hours of time.
A combination of Jet Lag and picking up a Jet Slag. Not only are you tired from the long plane trip but your tired and in need of a shower from all the fucking and kissing you have done on the plane.
A combination of Jet Lag and picking up a Jet Slag. Not only are you tired from the long plane trip but your tired and in need of a shower from all the fucking and kissing you have done on the plane.
"How was your trip Johnny?" "You get Jet Lag?"
"Fuck mate!" "Worse!" "Got Jet Slag with a Jet Bag!"
"Dats nasty!"
"Fuck mate!" "Worse!" "Got Jet Slag with a Jet Bag!"
"Dats nasty!"
Jet Slag by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
Super team slag
A Super team slag is someone who plays as the best football team in video games all the time. It has come about mainly due to pro evolution soccer 4 on xbox live, where all the schlaaagggggssss always go Real Madrid, Inter etc. They often know very little about football and variety is never on their mind. Shhhlllaaaaaaaaags are being rejected by modern society however. A wonderful counter-attack has been invented by the infamous SteveUK007 (who is a super spam slag but thats another story). Basically you pick the same side as the slag and the same kit. As a result the game will be practically unplayable and the slag will leave crying to his mummy.
Super team slag by JackBauer87 October 15, 2005