water soluble driving skills

Driving skills that disappear the moment it starts raining. For unexplained reasons, this is more prevalent in areas that receive significant amounts of rain through the year. (Charleston, New Orleans, anywhere in Florida, etc)

I cannot handle being in traffic around all these people with water soluble driving skills, 1 raindrop hits their windshields and *everybody* slams on the brakes and starts driving like Grandma Moses.

by Sammy K Sarcasm December 14, 2018

King Kong Skullfuck

Facefucking someone while you pry their jaw open with your hands sometimes resulting in broken jaw. A reference to the scene in Peter Jackson’s King Kong (2005) in which King Kong pries a T. Rex’s jaws apart so far it completely snaps the T. Rex’s skull.

If you King Kong Skullfuck a woman your going to jail, breaking jaws is serious business

by Lucas Hood April 5, 2021

buying a skull

To have friend with benefits come over under the pretense of buying a taxidermy skull, but servicing a need or desire instead.

"Yeah, that was just a friend of mine who came over and was 'buying a skull'!"

by Cunninglinguist22 December 26, 2021

I'm going to drive a railroad spike through my skull

A phrase often said after a friend or loved one has said something so incredibly so atrocious you would feel better off just not being there.

Often used in place of phrases like "Shut the fuck up" "That was the dumbest thing I've ever heard" and "You are a disappointment."

Beta: "That's pretty poggers!"

Schligma: "I'm going to drive a railroad spike through my skull."

by WatterBottles February 10, 2022

skullicious

An item of clothing or bag etc.. that has a lot of skulls on it or is a nice bag that is nice because of the skulls on it.

I love my new school bag it's skullicious.

by punkxxrebel December 25, 2006

Skullett

A hair-do where the top of the head is bald and hair at the back of the head is allowed to grow long.

1. Hulk Hogan with long hair at the back would have a skullett. 2. The guy with the skullett used to be Billy Ray Cyrus.

by Holly Madison September 25, 2007

Skullface

A woman, way past her prime, that frequents Rock and Biker bars in a desperate attempt to have fun. From the rear she looks deceivingly attractive but as you get closer and she turns around; Blamo! You see her face is weather beaten and drawn, like that of crypt keeper on meth.
This deception of beauty is achieved by wearing revealing clothing and wearing her hair long, to cover her hideously time worn face.
She dances on the bar drunk, searching for young attractive women to friend and steal their youth. She should be approached with caution like Medusa, never gaze into her sunken in eye sockets or accept a drink from her, then she will never leave.

While I was walking down the street I saw a hot chick up ahead, as I got closer she flipped her hair back and revealed her skullface. The icy stare from her sunken eyes and her toothless grin forced me to puke in the bushes nearby.

by Lord evil January 20, 2014