Sigma Chi 

Sigma Chi is a national t-shirt club recognized by many colleges, one highlighted here is Clarkson University. This doesn't speak for every chapter, but the one at Clarkson is sincerely pathetic. Honestly, you couldn't have to do any less to get letters. It is known to be true amongst Clarkson students that at least 51% of the house's population is homosexual, a staggering 43% more homosexuals than the Phi Mu Alpha fraternity (recognized by the Crane School of Music). Of the 10% of Clarkson's ethnic population, 9.87% (only the basketball players are not included in this figure) are brothers of the Sigma Chi fraternity. It is obvious that Sigma Chi likes black limp dick (no offense though, really). The few pretty interesting women at Clarkson wouldn't even think of hooking up with a Sigma Chi brother... let alone a Potsdam chick. It's just a shame that fraternities like this exist.

Sigma Chi likes it in the ass.

Sigma Chi by ahhhhhh realmonsters October 26, 2010

sigma male 

Dwayne the Rock (Johnson)

person 1:"what is a sigma male"
person 2:"Dwayne the Rock (Johnson)"

sigma male by Dwayne the Rock (Johnson June 27, 2021

Sigma Kappa

Sigma Kappa was founded on November 9th, 1874, at Colby College in Waterville, Maine. Sig Kaps are the most down-to-earth girls on campus, and are admired for their class and charm. These women have the closest, strongest sisterhood of any sorority.

"You can date any girl you want to, but if you're going to bring her home to meet your mother, she'd better be a Sigma Kappa!"

Sigma Kappa by DK24 November 6, 2008

Sigma Sigma Sigma 

A pack of rabid harlots bent on destroying every guy they meet's life. Often undereducated and unfaithful the only real thing they have to boast is the carebear. They often find themselves bickering with one another driving at least one person to tears. They are shrewd and crafty, watch out.

Person 1:Did you hear about that last party?
Person 2: Yeah I totally hooked up with three Sigma sigma sigmas!
Person 1:Yeah, it's funny I hooked up with one while her boyfriend was in the next room!

"Tri-Sigma, everyone else has!"
"Tri-pigs are best rooting around in the mud!"

Sigma Sigma Sigma by James Dean Pints April 3, 2009

Sigma male 

In the immortal words of Adam Savage:
“I reject your reality and substitute my own.”
They exist to subvert social norms often exhibiting strange or demeaning behavior in the eyes of society, but in their own minds the actions exist as a means to an end. They do not care about social ostracism and frequently are alone, don’t engage with relationships and prefer it to stay that way. They are surrounded by an air of superiority and tend to be the top dog in their own world, but in the eyes of others they are loud, inconsiderate, secluded and awkward. And that’s okay in their mind. As long as they believe they are on top, the methodology does not matter.

Girl :”UGH! He smells like shit!. He must be a sigma male.”
Girl 2: “He leaked confidence out of every pore! Look at his swagger, his style-“
Girl 1: “AND THE LARGE ODOR CLOUD OF SHIT!”
Girl 2:” He looks wealthy. I want to ask him out!”
Girl 2 goes to the guy.

Gurl2: “want to go to the park one day?”
Sigma male: “I do not want a girlfriend. All it will do is distract me from my ultimate plan…*monologues for five minutes straight*

…and sell off all my cum socks to the black marker.”
Girl 2: *walks away absolutely appalled.*

Sigma male by crazyastrogirl December 25, 2021

Sigma Rule 690 

Don't be anyone's pogchamp.

Be your own pogchamp

-xqc

Sigma Rule 690
Woman: I guess you are my little pogchamp
Xqc: No bitch, I am my own little pogchamp
Woman: (dies)

Sigma Rule 690 by sigma rule follower January 12, 2022

Sigma Nu 

a bunch of fags in a fraternity that are from nj but want to be from ny

look at those snu's...

Sigma Nu by anonymous February 16, 2005