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shower head

freaking great thing to use to masturbate for girls. best thing when you don't want to actually stick anything 'in'
girl who doesn't finger herself: i loove the shower head it feels GREAT
by Vy N. August 18, 2009
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Disco Shower

A gin enema.

Technique for getting extremely drunk without the need to taste straight gin.

Known to occur in extreme drinking/sports initiation events, or sometimes simply depraved friendship groups/couples.
Person A - Do you remember last night?
Person B - Nothing.
Person A - Disco Shower mate!
Person B - *shudder*
by pat quiche May 8, 2013
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Man Shower

The man shower is taken in a very short time period, usually 2-4 minutes. It involves a cursory washing of the bare essentials needed for the male body to be minimally clean: hair, armpits, balls, face (optional) and feet (optional). The man shower can be done with a small amount of shampoo and a bar of soap or body wash. It does not require a washcloth or puff (in most cases if a puff is used, the man is homosexual.)

The man shower is usually taken under the following conditions:
(1)When there is time constraints and a full body shower is not practical
(2)The day after a full body shower is taken for the purpose of staying fresh until the next full shower.
(3)Can be taken because of laziness
(4)To conserve water for environmental reasons
(5)Is the only showering method available for troops in Iraq (if they even get a chance to shower).

It is generally accepted that the man shower will keep a guy fresh and clean up to 24 hours; Whereas a regular shower (a shower taken with thick lather covering all areas) can last as along as 2 days. One must keep in mind the variables that affect the length of freshness after a shower (i.e. perspiration level, unexpected exposure of the body to filth, quality of soap or lack of soap and level of activity.)
Dave took a regular shower yesterday but played baseball afterwards, so today he took a man shower 20 minutes before going to work.
by j0ck January 4, 2009
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Shower

by Pinkroseyo April 26, 2017
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cold shower taker

a man that is a chad of the highest caliber listens to the metal gear rising revengance sound track while in the shower fights off his inner demons doesn't know what hentai is
have you heard about "enter name here" he's such a cold shower taker!
by the inventor of cool May 1, 2022
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Hit the shower

Time to hit the shower and get gangsta'd up from the feet up cuz i'm gonna party tonite.
by Swoopa January 24, 2009
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