Shlong

Noun. A mullet; short in the front, long in the back (sh-long). A haircut typically worn by a dickhead.

Randy has the greasiest shlong I’ve ever seen.

by Scrout Shredmondson November 19, 2022

Shlog

1. A shirt that you roll up and burn. Preferably natural fibers.

2. A documented log of your bowel movements. (Number 2's) Mainly used for medical purposes.

3. An actual log that you have shat.

1. "Yo hun, take off your shirt, I need another log for the fire."
2. "Nurse, I have completed completed my shlog for todays bowel movements."
3. "Look at that log I left in the toilet."

by Cajac December 3, 2022

shlong

A fat fucking cock that cant be resisted by any women

my shlong is hard

by scrodemlickingasswipe69 December 12, 2022

Shlong Rip

The most devious, diabolical, smelly, gross bong rip to ever enter a human beings lungs.

“Woah Johan just hit a Shlong Rip, what a gross guy”

by SlongDongRon February 16, 2023

shlorphydorp

commonly used as an insult.

it means uncooked pancake batter, because whatever the ever living FUCK is in that bowl is probably something that's hard to describe. so for that, you got the word shlorphydorp.

"man this pancake batter is not looking so hot"

"not looking so hot? dude, that shit is shlorphydorp. get help."

by notonotonoto February 20, 2023

Shlongtermalzheimentia

Someone who has short and long term memory loss that comes and goes either way but never in a pattern. His particular individuals can't forget what they're talking about while they're speaking about it. But at the same time remember things that happened days ago that are now irrelevant.

I swear Danny has shlongtermalzheimentia, he can't remember stealing denos stuff but he can remember donating candy to the foster foundation!

by That dude 1time March 3, 2023

Shmorgishe/Shmorgishem

A pronoun that shows you are not a sign of incest.

Shmorgishe is so cool.

Have you seen shmorgishes water bottle?
I go by shmorgishe/shmorgishem.

by ILikePonies505 March 8, 2023