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cranium shaker

A cranium shaker is a blowjob in which the woman shakes her head back and forth while the man’s penis is in her mouth.
Yeah bro Jessica gave me cranium shaker last night
by Forqotenn October 9, 2020
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Slut shamer

Could be both men or women. Men do it because they can't handle a woman having control over her sexuality. Women do it out of jealousy. When called out these nutjobs claim that you're actually a sexist for believing that fucking as many people as possible is the best trait a women could have and there are male sluts too. The prob with former argument is that no is even saying that it's a good or bad trait. If two consensual adults agree to fuck who are we to judge? Men get praised for their body scores. What's the issue with women getting appaulded for the same reason? With latter argument, the primary fault lies in prefix. Why you felt a need to add 'man' or 'male' before words like whore and slut? Men were never shamed for having sex. These terms are meaningless for men. Infact, there's no derogatory term for men who sleep around!
Person 1 (male): you're such a disgusting slut!
Person 2 (female): uh another slut shamer smfh Look why Don't you go mind your fucking business? That's my body i can do whatever i want. You are just a lame ass mf bug off
by Uuubi August 1, 2021
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blob of person shaped misery

A Sentient blob of person shaped misery (BOPSM) is often used to describe a person of a minimal existence. This person is often a drain on those around them and can suck the "fun" out of any situation. They find it extremely difficult to succeed in their daily doings and in turn take out this frustration by draining the energy of those around them.
Adam: Lets get fucking drunk!
Mike: naw, i got hw.. and a meeting and then another meeting. whateva.
Adam: Mike, your a bitch.
Mike:well i dont know what im doing tonight.
Adam: I am trying to make plans with you... that is what your doing tonight?
Mike: well ill let you know... i might work or something or have to have dinner with my family or something. im a loser.
Adam: fuck your just a blob of person shaped misery
by agarts1 January 13, 2011
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Salad shaker

FOR ALL THE PEOPLE WHO SAY MILLIE SAID SOMETHING DIRTY....SALAD SHAKER MEANS LOVER.
BFF:Hey girl! How's your man?
You:He's a really good salad shaker.
by Randompostergal123 March 8, 2018
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Shakers

Ultra-premium vodka produced in Minnesota. The standard version is made from wheat and is smooth tasting with a hint of vanilla; there are also rye (spicier finish) and rose-flavored (avoid it) versions available. Bottle is reminiscent of a classic martini shaker with a penguin on it. Step up from Grey Goose, Belvedere, and Schmirnoff, and not imported!
I'll have a dry Shakers martini, up, with two bleu cheese olives.
by Huskers95 July 29, 2008
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Shapeshifter

This druid is not called Shapeshifter because of his great access to a variety of forms, rather because of his complete dedication to a single form. This druid has willingly allowed himself to become infected with lycanthropy, but due to intense study and training he has the ability to control his affliction. The creature he becomes is that of a werewolf, the most famous of all the lycanthrope shape changers.
a very wierd and powerful person
by smurf August 23, 2004
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schaper

An animal, (mostly homo sapiens) that are fagishly fucked up and atractted to the same sex
by AJ June 3, 2003
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