Scott-faced is a state of inebriation where the person is groggy, can't stay awake, and is not aware of their own state of being. Similar to a person that has taken too much of an opiate or benzo, or consumed too much alcohol, and refuses to acknowledge this state, preferring to blame it on lack of sleep or sickness. Sometimes referred to as being scootered.
"Dude did you see John yesterday, he was so scott-faced he was drooling all over!"
"I know, he passed out mid-sentence talking to me then acted like nothing happened when I said something to him"
"I know, he passed out mid-sentence talking to me then acted like nothing happened when I said something to him"
by Deke762 July 20, 2008
Get the Scott-faced mug.The most handsome man to ever walk the face of planet earth, best described as GQ's Man of the Millennium Award. Usually being followed by a large group of infatuated women, though he takes no notice as he is focused on the woman he loves. Scotts love only once in a lifetime, and do not ever let their woman forget it by making sure to say it at least once a day. Scotts are kind, gentle, passionate, smart, funny, manly, sexy, honorable, loving, witty, fierce, warriors, stoic, noble, and every good word you could ever describe a man with. True Scotts are tall and strong and muscular. And I am the lucky girl that has a godly one.
Girl 1 "You have the most romantic, manly man ever created."
Girl 2 "He is a Scott."
Girl 1 "THAT explains everything."
Girl 2 "He is a Scott."
Girl 1 "THAT explains everything."
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A phrase used by many in the 805, typically said after someone drops something or screws something up. Also used to break the awkward silence when your chilling with friends.
by Horatio Valdez May 4, 2008
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Get the Scott Peterson mug.Scott is the most amazing person you will ever meet. He is sweet, caring and a good listening. He also has the biggest brown eyes and dark skin. His hair is usually dark. He dresses incredibely, not to professional, yet not to casual. His style usually says " Im here to party". Scott is always with a group of girls. Although Scott is not the sharpest tool in the shed, he is fun to be around and a great conversationalist. He is a great friend and an even better boyfriend. If you ever find a Scott, dont let him go.
by bb34 April 25, 2011
Get the Scott mug.Scutta-Nutta Buttahead Skeet Hoe - (n.) pronunciation {Sk-ud-duh Nud-duh Bud-duh Hed Sk-ee-t Ho} 1. An over zealous male or female who partakes in an abnormally high amount of social carouseling of the genitailia. Or Scutta for short! 2. Skeet Hoes – a Scutta who takes their job even further by participating in excessive promiscuous activities. ie- fellatio, cunnulingus, or a surplus of slurping.
The biggest attrocity that Scutta-Nutta Buttahead Skeet Hoe can make would be to let an Athlete give her a chilli dog!
Man i wish this Scutta would Hop Off of my nutz.
I let this Skeet Hoe dome me up last night; matter of fact she domed up the entire track team!
Take The Scutta Exam:
This exam was created for anyone who is uncertain of their Status: Are U a Scutta? Could you even possibly be a Skeet Hoe? If you aren’t sure…we suggest that you probably are one of the two. No offense but the truth hurts people! And we only have two words for that…TOUGH BREAK!
If you answer YES to ANY of the following questions then I'm sorry to say...but you ARE a victim of SNBH Itis! And you should seek help immediately.
First Part: Are u a SCUTTA?
-Do you consciously or unconsciously tend to befriend a major portion of the people you chill with because of their celebrity status (Athletes, Greeks, Heads of Clubs and Organizations, etc)?
-Do you know the class, lunch, and travel schedules of certain popular people? Do you purposely fix your schedule in order to interact with them? (I sure hope not lol)
-Do you CONSTANTLY nag people in High ranking positions in order to attain involvement with that particular association? (ie –Randomly performing in public, just because a member of a performance group is in the vicinity - Becoming cool with someone, just so you can stay within their radar.)
- Do you sacrifice important matters or previously scheduled events in order to attend a social gathering that you know a particular male or female will be at?
-Do you frequently add Facebook friends that you don’t know or have never met?
-Are you wack in general? I mean as a person…seriously. U know if your wack. Not a lame because everybody can’t be popular; but if the majority of this campus doesn’t like you as a person, then maybe, just maybe… You’re a SCUTTA!
-Are you currently Dating more than one person at a time? You are not a pimp…lol
Part 2: Are U a Skeet Hoe?
This one question hits all aspects!
-Have you participated in any sexual activity on more than 2 occasions, each time with a different person or persons, within a single semester/session? (Fellatio, fondling, intercourse, or carpet munching)
SO…now that you know your status either, continue to go about your business or seek help if you need it. If you disagree with any of our ideas, perceptions or theories…Tough Break!
Man i wish this Scutta would Hop Off of my nutz.
I let this Skeet Hoe dome me up last night; matter of fact she domed up the entire track team!
Take The Scutta Exam:
This exam was created for anyone who is uncertain of their Status: Are U a Scutta? Could you even possibly be a Skeet Hoe? If you aren’t sure…we suggest that you probably are one of the two. No offense but the truth hurts people! And we only have two words for that…TOUGH BREAK!
If you answer YES to ANY of the following questions then I'm sorry to say...but you ARE a victim of SNBH Itis! And you should seek help immediately.
First Part: Are u a SCUTTA?
-Do you consciously or unconsciously tend to befriend a major portion of the people you chill with because of their celebrity status (Athletes, Greeks, Heads of Clubs and Organizations, etc)?
-Do you know the class, lunch, and travel schedules of certain popular people? Do you purposely fix your schedule in order to interact with them? (I sure hope not lol)
-Do you CONSTANTLY nag people in High ranking positions in order to attain involvement with that particular association? (ie –Randomly performing in public, just because a member of a performance group is in the vicinity - Becoming cool with someone, just so you can stay within their radar.)
- Do you sacrifice important matters or previously scheduled events in order to attend a social gathering that you know a particular male or female will be at?
-Do you frequently add Facebook friends that you don’t know or have never met?
-Are you wack in general? I mean as a person…seriously. U know if your wack. Not a lame because everybody can’t be popular; but if the majority of this campus doesn’t like you as a person, then maybe, just maybe… You’re a SCUTTA!
-Are you currently Dating more than one person at a time? You are not a pimp…lol
Part 2: Are U a Skeet Hoe?
This one question hits all aspects!
-Have you participated in any sexual activity on more than 2 occasions, each time with a different person or persons, within a single semester/session? (Fellatio, fondling, intercourse, or carpet munching)
SO…now that you know your status either, continue to go about your business or seek help if you need it. If you disagree with any of our ideas, perceptions or theories…Tough Break!
by Scutologist July 2, 2006
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