Hot Crossed Schnitzel

The act of hitting a penis layed out on a flat surface with something heavy, causing immense pain.

My woman wanted to ride me on the table, but my dick missed the hole and she gave me hot crossed schnitzel. Still freaked her anyway.

by Sam Majik November 3, 2016

schnibbley

schnibbley is another word for COCAINE

Dude; greener just busted a fat rail of schnibbley

by iluvta May 26, 2006

schnibbitz

1) the less desirable portion of some sort of coffee shop edible
2) specifically the bottom part of a muffin

"Would anyone like the schnibbitz of my muffin?"

by Tenor Madness December 12, 2008

Schneit

Blowing all over a solo.

Man, he just laid a Schneit all over that song.

by Wonkerville September 29, 2009

Schlitz Pounder

Having missionary sex with your partner, stopping halfway to puke, then finishing the act. Then puking again afterward.

I need to eat after that Schlitz Pounder with Sarah.

by WKRP in Cincinnati October 5, 2009

schmitinator

This is when you are fucking doggy style on the beach, take your dick out, dip it in the sand, then insert it into the ass and yell bergit in a high pitched voice.

man, I dipped that shit in the sand and caught her with a surprise bergit, schmitinator style!

by nelvinbibbons May 26, 2010

schlitzckus

a form of sexually transmitted disease, contracted from the sleezy guy at the corner of the bar. Or any of the various employees at any given pizza hut.

Did you hear about sarah? She totally caught the schlitzckus from matt...Now she can make her own bread.

by FALCPA January 23, 2011