Scandinavian Ice Pineapple

The act of attempting to shove a whole frozen pineapple up a girls anus.

Bob: Terri is in the hospital
Jim: what why
Bob: i gave her a scandinavian ice pineapple last night
Jim: dude she's gonna kill you when she learns to walk again

by SvenDonaldson11 November 24, 2010

Scandinavian Coffee Bath

The Scandinavian Coffee Bath is the preferred method of caffeine consumption for millions of Scandinavians. A proper bath involves finely ground coffee beans, a funnel and one cup of lukewarm distilled water for every heaping tablespoon of grinds. Consumers merely need to funnel grinds into their anus and chase slowly with water. Sitting with your anus elevated, pointing your toes to the sky and gently thrusting upwards will brew the coffee directly into your rectum, causing a slight caffeine buzz beginning in your rectum and ending in your brain.

Gus: Hey man, want a French press or an Americano?

Lucas: Neither man. I had a Scandinavian Coffee Bath at breakfast and I'm still buzzing.

by Dr. Vysick Risling MD January 10, 2017

scandalism

(Verb with subject) - the intentional act of ruining someone’s reputation through rumor or gossip.

Scandalismcan be witnessed almost anywhere.

by Miasmom November 3, 2017

Scantily Clad

the best ska band in chilliwack

Joe: did you go to the show last night?
Bob: yes, and I saw Scantily Clad!
Joe: they kick ass!

by Bob-Joe August 25, 2006

ScanDisk Pimp

ScanDisk Pimp:
Some one who is either too smart, and/or too ghetto to purchase an expensive digital camera and/or bring the expensive digital camera out to social events involving alchohol such as: the club, concerts, the beach on spring break, house parties ,etc..) only to take pictures for social networking purposes(myspace, facebook, imeem,friendster,etc.)
So as an alternative, the SCANDISK PIMP simply brings only their memory card and uses it in other peoples cameras, therefore eliminating the risk of losing,damaging,or having their own digital camera stolen. All of the memories, none of the risk.

SCANDISK PIMP: (Upon entering a kodak moment at tha club) Aye homie!!lemme use your digi right quik 4 i can take a pic wit these freaky hoes that i been dancin wit whom i dont know, i aint gonna fukk, an i prolly wont ever c again , but ima put dis pic on my myspace first thang in the morning anyway so people can think that im really cool and i have a fun life and that ima chick magnet..

CAMERA PERSON: Sure....(thoughts to self) >thats a good fukkin idea<

CAMERA PERSON 2: OMG!! I DROPPED MY 600$ CYBERSHOT IN MY 20$ MARGERITA!!!! ITS LIKE TOTALLY RUINED NOW!!! :( I SHOULD HAVE NEVER BROUGHT IT TO THE CLUB..THAT SCANDISK PIMP IS SOO SMART AND COOL

by The Real "Ian Wabash" January 29, 2008

scanortch

Strong odor producing vagina. Fishy, fecal, sour, smelling vagina. Usually containg multiple STD's. Intercourse texture is that of a bucket of water.

Anyone who came within 5 feet of Gina would agree she needed to clean her scanortch.

by Esteban Rios September 19, 2008

Scando Rando

A random person (Rando) who takes part in scandalous (Scando) activities, such as promiscuous sex, binge drinking and other "socially questionable" actions.

"Did you see Sophia making out with that Scando Rando last night?"

"That's not a Scando Rando! It's just my friend my friend David."

by AllDayEveryDay January 16, 2009