Swood

Only the coolest of people use the word swood.

Shortened and better way of saying kingSWOOD.

• Hi guys

•swood

by 1 2 it’s the swood crew July 15, 2019

swoop gang

Swoop gang is what you say after you have stolen a guys girlfriend. The reason the word “swoop” is in there is because you’re like an eagle and the girl is a fish, you swoop down and snatch her from the water. The water in this scenario can be her mans. You can also just say “swoop” or “she just got swooped”

Luke: “Maya just broke up with Elijah to be with me. Swoop ganggg!”
Max: “mannn she just got swooped🤭”

by Kuzco1904 August 8, 2019

Swoop and poop

When well intended teams, emboldened by progress, are confronted by an unseen, underestimated, and devastating obstacle with such insurmountability, that it forces the team to retreat, forfeit all progress, and question all of their life decisions to that point in time and wonder if they should have just gone to law school after all. Look, Josh is a lawyer and he hardly works.

At their final presentation, the team was introduced to stakeholder they’d never met before, who they’d been assured didn’t care about their project, but now seemed eager to deliver a cataclysmic swoop and poop.

by Dr.Jslammajamma September 25, 2019

Swoop

A dick

Bro gimme the swoop

by Swooper November 8, 2019

Swoodie

A sweatshirt and hoodie hybrid

That manchild is wearing a swoodie

by Mr. Holton January 8, 2020

Swooky

the coolest man you will ever meet, a genius, and an expert 3d modeler

--hey men ur acting a lot like swooky right now
--thanks man i've been practicing

by blabh January 14, 2020

swoop racing

When you grab a girl's pigtails, make speeder noises like:
"ZFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooofm"
"BURBURBURBURBURBURBURBURBURBUR"
"KRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSH"
(just examples, get creative)
and steering about wildly, bonus points if you hit the speed ramps

Dude I managed to get first place in the swoop racing last night

by GoonBoi May 8, 2020