A Rock Star Penguin Teste-Blitz is kinda' like Two Girls, One Cup, but instead with Mic Jagger, a dead penguin, Oscar Wilde, and The Elephant Man's skeleton.
Performing this depraved act will only lead to imminent satisfaction. Which is why Mic Jagger's there. To sing "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction".
Usually, clean up requires a few hours of hot water and scrubbing.
Performing this depraved act will only lead to imminent satisfaction. Which is why Mic Jagger's there. To sing "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction".
Usually, clean up requires a few hours of hot water and scrubbing.
Jack: I just pulled a Rock Star Penguin Teste-Blitz!
Ryan: No way! Why wasn't I invited?
Jack: Oscar didn't think you'd appreciate the flavorful range of tastes and colors.
Ryan: Oh...*cry*
Ryan: No way! Why wasn't I invited?
Jack: Oscar didn't think you'd appreciate the flavorful range of tastes and colors.
Ryan: Oh...*cry*
by fubsish August 10, 2009
Get the rock star penguin teste-blitz mug.Space battleship of the Imperial Starfleet in Star Wars. Has multiple banks of turboblasters for ship to ship combat and planetary bombardment. Has banks of Ion Cannons for long range ship to ship warfare.
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The act of placing a vibrating object on your genitalia for sexual pleasure. This can be attributed to the game "Star Fox" which was the first to incorporate Nintendo's rumble pack system (very well known for the final cut scene after you kill Andross where it rumbled for nearly a minute). This act was done by so many 8 year olds that Nintendo actually had a complaint center for it.
by BrutalGrind August 8, 2008
Get the Star Foxing mug.Star is a beautiful girl who loves all of her friends and is very loud and loves her friends very much she is smart in her own way.her favorite subject is science she is very short loves makeup.And she is verrrryyy attractive and hates drama.She has a lot of friends and is very goofy any boy would want star.Her personality is the best and she can have long relationships.But she mainly cares about Friends and Family.
Boy:who is that beautiful girl over there
Bestfriend:That is my best-friend star and yes she is a very great person
Bestfriend:That is my best-friend star and yes she is a very great person
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Rival of badass Star Fox. Flys something called a Wolfen, which is like a bitch Arwing. Best known for flying in to intercept Star Fox at the worst possible times. Last seen wearing tight leather pants. Probably pees sitting down.
Rival of badass Star Fox. Flys something called a Wolfen, which is like a bitch Arwing. Best known for flying in to intercept Star Fox at the worst possible times. Last seen wearing tight leather pants. Probably pees sitting down.
R.O.B. 64: A bomb has been planted at the base.
Fox McCloud: Jeez! Can anyone take care of it?
Star Wolf: Can't let you do that, Star Fox!
Fox McCloud: Jeez! Can anyone take care of it?
Star Wolf: Can't let you do that, Star Fox!
by The__Batman November 9, 2009
Get the Star Wolf mug.Used to describe different levels or degrees of sexual experience. It is substituted for the base system, due to discrepancies amongst different people's definition of each base.
1 Star - Making out.
2 Stars - Boob touching, over or under the shirt.
3 Stars - Hand jobs, fingering, getting turkied, jerking.
4 Stars - Oral sex, carpet munching, head.
5 Stars - Vaginal or anal intercourse.
The stars make communicating how your weekend went easier amongst friends.
1 Star - Making out.
2 Stars - Boob touching, over or under the shirt.
3 Stars - Hand jobs, fingering, getting turkied, jerking.
4 Stars - Oral sex, carpet munching, head.
5 Stars - Vaginal or anal intercourse.
The stars make communicating how your weekend went easier amongst friends.
Dude #1 - "How was your weekend bro?"
Dude #2 - "It was awesome bro. I had a 5-Star weekend!"
"She's such a slut. I hear she went to four stars on four different guys in one night!"
Sexually Frustrated Person - "I've only ever had one star..."
"This star system is so much less confusing than the base system. WTF does it mean when someone says short-stop anyway?"
Dude #2 - "It was awesome bro. I had a 5-Star weekend!"
"She's such a slut. I hear she went to four stars on four different guys in one night!"
Sexually Frustrated Person - "I've only ever had one star..."
"This star system is so much less confusing than the base system. WTF does it mean when someone says short-stop anyway?"
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