Simp

That guy you don’t really know but sits in the backseat of your classroom. Most likely a cuckold or something similar like getting cheated on. Now that he has nobody to worship, he goes on twitch or some streaming website to whiteknight for the egirls and sends thousands of dollars to get the girl to notice him . Probably lives in his parents basement , most likely middle aged and fat

Hey, did you know that oliver has been a simp ?
( everyone knew)

by AnonymousCarneAsada April 15, 2020

Simp

A simp is all of the men that down voted all the definitions of simp.

Down voter reading the Simp definitions: *That's not at all how it is... I'm just a gentleman in touch with with my sensitive side and all women should be treated like a princess. She loves the way I spoil her".

Up voter: "She's just priming the money pump there guy. Tell her you want to get up in them guts or it's over and watch her next move ya fuckin simp".

by Hdotfly August 7, 2022

Simp

A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.

Guy's Friend: Come play some games bro, Doom Eternal just came out.
Guy: I just want some puss puss
Guy's Friend: That's what a Simp would say

by dsfghfd March 25, 2020

Simp

A kid who goes all out for puss but never gets it. He skips hanging with the boys to be with girls but they all friend zone him. Commonly associated with the name Michael Inman

Guy 1: Dude Inman keeps ditching me to hang out with females or legos i never talk to him anymore

Guy 2: I know niggas really be simpin alot of times

by The anti simp February 16, 2020

SIMP

A person who devotes life to a thing, person, or gender.

Logan simps for Madison.

by dogcat is not catdog October 31, 2021

Simp

Sucka Idolizing Mediocre Puss

He a simp he left the boys on Warzone for her. She ain’t even a 10 she a 7.3 at best

by dannyc310 May 7, 2020

Simp

1. Someone (usually a guy) seen as too attentive and submissive towards women.

2. A male who worships any and every woman that comes within six feet.

3. Those named "kenji" do not fall in this category as they are incapable of simping.

" Bro, she don't want you stop simping for people that wouldn't give you the time of day.

by simplyfax26 September 1, 2020