rustlin' the love muscle

masturbating.

1. "I was feeling lonely at home last night so i started rustlin' the love muscle."

by slimkillz October 23, 2011

Ruparded

The act of an individual tweeting something that is beyond stupid.

“Man, did you see what that journo tweeted out?”

“Yeah it was really Ruparded!”

by PrisonMitch April 27, 2021

Store runner

A person , usually the lamest , brokest one out the group who they send back and forward to the store to get what they need.

“That boy a store runner”

by A1fromday1 December 14, 2021

Bum's Rush

Ejection from an area or establishment, classically via being picked up by the seat of your pants and the back of your shirt. The term has come to include most forms or violent rejection. Presumably this came from the ejecting of panhandlers from business establishments.

I went to a party, but I got too drunk and they gave me the bum's rush.

by G Jarrard September 1, 2004

Rules 29 & 30

Referring to The Rules of the Internet. Possibly the most important rules of them all.

Rule 29 states: In the internet all girls are men and all kids are undercover FBI agents.

Rule 30 states: There are no girls on the internet.

Very useful rules to know while using online chat rooms.

EXAMPLE 1--

normal teenager: r u a girl or guy?
girl(not): im a gurl.. cant u tell? <3
normal teenager: bitch step off i know rules 29 & 30

EXAMPLE 2--

strange man: So you're 7, eh?
little boy(not): yes, why?
strange man: rly? im 8. do you want to meet in real life sometime??
little boy(not): Sir, this is FBI agent Michael Scarn, I hereby place you under arrest. Anything you say can and will be used against you.
strange man: DAMN. I wish I'd remembered rules 29 & 30.

by da tr00f June 19, 2009

Rug rod

Similar to a fishing rod, an instrument used to snag and retrieve an obvious toupee that looks horrendous.

Vinny: Check out that middle-aged fool hitting on the brunette. With a hairpiece like that, he has no shot at banging her.
Carl: Yeah, I'll get the rug rod out of the trunk and expose this assclown's dome!

by sciflyer.25 February 21, 2013

Rush B cyka blyat

A term used in cs:go by angry bear lords aka russians which roughly translates into "Rush B fucking bitches". Which means you're now supposed to follow the Russian guy to bombsite B as Terrorist,and get wiped out in a second. Somehow this term has been on 21st trending position since forever.

Player 1 : Bruh we lost 3 rounds in a row,what do we do?
Kolmogorov Fedorov : HOW ABOUT WE RUSH B CYKA BLYAT???????!!!
Player 1 : Oh boy,here we go again...
Kolmogorov Fedorov : FOR MOTHER RUSSIAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Miserable virgin April 11, 2021